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She is actually a cow under cover sent from outer space to collect as meny hot men as possible.Her mission isnt going as well as planned though...
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She is actually a cow under cover sent from outer space to collect as meny hot men as possible.Her mission isnt going as well as planned though...
Paris Hilton
Paris:Hey there, sexy hunk
Man:My mum said not to talk to strangers.
Paris"But Im not a strainger,Im your futer-
Man: (interupts)Fucked up cow dung cleaner!
Paris:Come to think of it, that wouldnt be that bad...
Paris:Hey there, sexy hunk
Man:My mum said not to talk to strangers.
Paris"But Im not a strainger,Im your futer-
Man: (interupts)Fucked up cow dung cleaner!
Paris:Come to think of it, that wouldnt be that bad...
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A nasty, disgusting whore who most guys get WAY turned off by, and who did nothing to deserve her fame, while people like me who are determined to make it big with actual talent, have to work harder than people like Paris Hilton will ever have to in their life. Paris does NOT deserve to be the celebrity she is, she's ugly, trashy, stupid, and she has nothing, *nothing*, to be proud of. And, to all you people who say people like me are "jealous", you need to reconsider who has dignity and talent here, and who is the world's ultimate whoreish piece of crap.
Paris couldn't get famous any other way, so what did she do? Made a sex tape that looked like two people having sex in Iraq.
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Get the Paris Hilton mug.A personal favorite. When you’re banging a shallow, bleached-blonde, little rich girl, turn off all the lights and start recording the festivities on your night vision equipped DV cam. Then after banging her every which way and you’re ready to cum, make this rich bitch scream twice. By shooting it into both her Louis Vuitton bag and Manolo Blahnik shoes.
Last night, after P. Diddy's birthday party, I left with Tara Reid and paris hilton'd her all night long.
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Parisite dumped Paris Latsis and stole Stavros Niarchos from "friend" Mary-Kate Olsen because he had more money than Latsis! She's a man-stealing whore! And an ugly one at that!
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