osama

A tall about 6 ft 5 inches, arab that lives in a cave somewhere in the middle east. Osama is a mastermind plotting the downfall of western civilization. Unfortunately for him, hes holed up in a cave somewhere with no communications and failing health. He is 44 years old but looks to be at least 78 years old, the terroristism business is not an easy life. Osama is a muslim. Muslims don't like the way westerns live, they would prefer that the whole world prayed 5 times a day to their so called god. And smoke dope the rest of the time.

1st Arab: "Osama how do you like living in a cave and sucking on rocks for nurishment"?
Osama : "other than losing 75 pounds its not so bad, I needed to slim down some"
1st arab: "do you still hate Christians & Jews"?
Osama: "who cares about Christians & Jews? I just want to get out of this cave, and find some hot muslim women, and ride my camel again".

by takethathill August 19, 2006

Osama Bin Laden

The maneuver requires both super-glue and an unshaven hippy-chick (the dirtier the better). The man pours the glue all over his face and the performs cunnilingus until the glue dries. If done correctly, the pubic hair will rip off and stick to the guys face, creating a long curly beard like that of Osama bin Laden. A turban may also be added for effect

After performing an Osama bin Laden, I was detained by Homeland Security and sent to Gitmo.

by Zap Rowsdowerrrrr January 8, 2009

Osama bin Laden

He's DEAD!

THAT SON OF A BITCH OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD!

by Doodlerah May 24, 2011

Osama Bin Laden

An Islamic fundamentalist that is most famous for supposedly orchestrating the September 11th attacks. Officially announced dead 5/1/2011.

-"Yea Osama Bin Laden was a sick fuck, but I don't think he knocked down the towers."
-"Yea me neither, at least he's rotting in hell."

by Nonuniqueness May 24, 2011

Osama Bin Balling

Osama Bin Balling The best basket ball player to ever live. Once took down 2 buildings.`

Man osama bin balling is so good

by PAPIOSAMA February 17, 2021

Obadal

Has a one centimeter pp and is atracted to boys

The obadal loves alex

by 69696969696969696969694202 January 11, 2022

The Osama

When on a plane while a girl is sucking your dick, right before ejaculating, light your pubes on fire and scream "Allahu Akbar" at the top of your lungs.Then activate your bomb vest

Note: You must be wearing turban and bomb vest. Girl must be wearing burqa

"I'm not going to do The Osama, you know what happened last time someone did that."
"Oh yeah, that didnt go down well"

by Kaiser Obama May 18, 2021