more chance of Diddy being innocent

An idiom meaning there’s no fucking way in hell something will happen since it’s basically impossible for Diddy to be found not guilty.

There’s more chance of Diddy being innocent than us having gay sex tonight.

by Sean "P. Diddy/Puffy" Combs May 12, 2025

Diddy ahh blud

A combination of words used by retards on Instagram reels and YouTube shorts to describe pedophiles and other assorted degenerates.

guy: I like kids
dumbass: diddy ahh blud ! :skullemoji:

by singularity22 February 27, 2025

On Diddy

Similar to no cap or on God, the phrase means the user is not lying.

"Did he really have a freak off??"
"On Diddy"
Or
"He had 1000 XL baby oil bottles"
"Is that legit?"
"On Diddy"

by Jacknotwindx October 15, 2024

No Diddy

A substitute for no homo, but because Diddy is gay we use him instead.

Yo word, whatchu mean "your balls is hot" no diddy

by April 05, 2024

No Diddy

A phrase used to address an ambiguous sentence that could be interpreted as having homosexual connotations. This expression is employed to acknowledge awareness of the suggestive nature of the statement while affirming one's heterosexual orientation.

Origin: Coined on March 19, 2024, by Marvin Aquil Jones, professionally recognized as Quilly (previously Quilly Millz), during his appearance on DJ Akademiks' "Off The Record" podcast, based in Philadelphia.

All the young bulls love me, I put em in positions no Diddy!

by diddydoit March 25, 2024

No Diddy

Basically means No Homo

I’d fuck that guy, No Diddy

by pinglenis March 30, 2024

No Diddy

A phrase used when a guy does or says something homosexual. This phrase is referencing 'P Diddy' or Sean Combs.

Person 1 : Ay bruh I need to eat something thick and long today.

Person 2 : Ayooo No Diddy nigga!

by Jgotthesauce April 17, 2024