Nelson

Somebody who is unusually tall but has a very small penis.

That guy that bought me that prankster drink is such a Nelson

by thedeviledegg October 4, 2006

Nelson Velez

Back round info:Deffinatley not one of the smartest "things" to walk the earth but sure as hell the biggest lyer! He needs a punch in the face to straighten his dumb ass out.

1.Feel free to use this word as commonly and as randomly as you want.
for example if some one is bein an ass hole rather than to show off your colorful vocabulary in public, just call him/her/it a NELSON VELEZ!

Dude: hey man do you see that skugly stupid fuck walkin over there?
Man: ya dude*(Screaming to the skugly fuck)* YO YOU NELSON VELEZ PIECE OF SHIT KEEP WALKIN OVER THERE, THE SMELL OF YOU MAKES MY ASS HAIR SINGE OFF!
Dude: you tell him man, you tell him
**((zing))**

by my lipstick's on his collar March 4, 2005

Nelsonism

N. An extremely filthy statement that is very bigoted, arrogant, and usually religious (normally Christian) in nature. Nelsonisms are rare unless coined or stated by their usual source, Nelson Quan, who is of course, very, very filthy.

"I don't think all those Muslim wars would have happened if the Muslims had the Christian God... I mean, you don't see Christians going around starting wars."

Person 1: "It's important not to look at history in terms of good guys and bad guys."
Nelson: "I think that's stupid. Because obviously the Christians are the good guys and everyone else is a bad guy."

Person 1: "Zoroastrianism and Animism played a role in the development of Christianity."
Nelson: "No, no... you don't understand... Chrisianity influenced the development of Zoroastrianism and Animism."
Person 1: "WTF. How is that possible? Zoroastrianism and Animism were developed thousands of years before Christianity."
Nelson: "Well you see, the power of Jesus and the Bible is so great it transcends time and reason."

by Ross December 27, 2004

nylsc

nylsc or national young leaders state conference isa four day program for kids who have shown leadership skills throughout their school years and who have a b+ average. though it is a very helpful program the tuition is sometimes extremly high.

the program invatations is sent usually in the middle of may and there is a diffrence conference for each state. tuition varies for nylsc

by rindaja May 24, 2009

Ryder nelson

Soooo fucking gay wants dick all day super gay. Trying to suck teachers dick to get there grades up

Ryder nelson is a fagot

by Ryder nelson December 21, 2018

Milo Nelson

The coolest person to ever exist in the whole state of existence. This guy has so much female woman and girls that are attracted to him its insane

I wish I were just like MIlo Nelson I am such a huge fan!

by 0LIM May 10, 2021

Nelson's Law

Named in honour of Australian conservative politician, Brendan Nelson -

"As a debate about the economy continues, the probability of the increasing price of petrol at the bowser being mentioned by a non-government politician approaches one."

It is considered a disingenuous debating technique, analogous to Godwin's Law, unless the person mentioning the price of petrol is actually proposing a genuine alternative.

COROLLARY: Athenasi's Observation - the gap between a political discussion commencing and Nelson's Law being demonstrated decreases over time.

Ending every media release with a disingenuous reference to the cost of "getting petrol into the car" is an example of Nelson's Law.

by Jeremy Sear December 9, 2008