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Deez nutz

You got somthing in the mail it is deez nutz!!!! Ha gottiii!!!!!
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Nutdozer

When sitting on a chair and one of your nuts slides under your thigh and you sit on it.

Verb; Nutdozer
Chad: shit!
Frank: what??
Chad: nutdozer!!
Frank: haha dumbass.
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numb-nutz

A trick men ususally do when messing around with numb-chucks
guy: hey numb-chucks! watch this!
girl:ok!
guy:(tries to look what he's doing and hits himself on the nuts) FUCK!(drops to knees)

narorator: you have been taught the ancient art of numb-nutz.....
by 123burnoutgirl456 March 15, 2009
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Almighty Nutjob

A special kind of internet troll who is most likely an atheist or doesn't believe in god but insists on using a username associated with godly or satanic names or IRL is a reverend or other holy title.

But is in overall a complete nutjob and believes in everything that has been proven to be false, including the illuminati and the whole 2012/end of the world theories.

Has really poor grammar and tries to call others out by getting them to read a dictionary when he/she is the one that needs it more than the people they are antagonising.

Often mixes in troll slang and usage of words like fairy and the like as insults.

Also...fails to get words right and never uses capital letters. When he/she is trying to come across as sane in contrast as to how crazy his/her victims are they flat out fail and end up as the delusional ones instead.
"Oh god...what is HeavenlyArcAngel doing now?"

"He's going on about 2012 again."

"The Almighty Nutjob is at it again, I see."

"I wish he would just shut up."
by MM132 August 17, 2012
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nutonshoulder'd

The ultimate form of basketball disrespect.
YO SUCKA ASS JUST GOT DISRESPECTED, FOO '! I was shooting a lay up and BAM, that sucka didn't know what hit 'em.
You go for a lay-up, and you DROP THOSE NUTS ON HIS SHUOLDAH, FOO! You got Nutonshoulder'd BEEOTCH.

P.S. I'm white.
by fuckingjesuschrist December 26, 2005
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nutro rat

Mississippi-speak for nutria.
Jimbob and me went spotlightin nutro rats last night.
by mississippi man May 12, 2007
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Ballzin' Nutz

Beyond the point of crinkled, which is a step above crunk. Intoxicated to the point where your perception of reality is not relevant to reality.
After taking LSD, MDMA, Ketamine and GHB I was ballzin' nutz.
by liza monelli May 6, 2009
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