nub armor

The flap of skin that protects a womans' clitoris, designed to protect the delicate flower of womanhood from the brute bumbling force of man. The nub armor is essential in protecting a woman's greatest treasure: as there are over 200 nerve endings (we like to call them "little friends")

Oh my god, are you ok?
Yeah, the ball hit me in the nub armor!

by Lady Jay August 6, 2006

stfu nub

shut the fuck up noob

stfu nub

by DA SHIZNIT May 18, 2004

sports nub

an overgrown or excessively large clitoris usually due to too much testoserone or steroid use

ie: Chyna
Wow, that bitch's sports nubis bigger than my wang!

by AlSimp November 26, 2006

nub in the tub

An insult used to describe intelligent people who have done something very newb-like. While they are normally capable, smart human beings, on some occasions they act like a nub.

See also test tube newb.

Sean was being a nub in the tub today--he even lit the wrong end of his cigarette.

by Tyler McClurg January 2, 2007

Nub Lover

(n.) One who has a fetish with nubs from amputated limbs.

Damn, I always knew Jeff was a nub lover...especially when he married Peggy the pirate.

by Thor November 5, 2004

nub points

The points given to a nub for lack of skill.
The more points given the worse the nub.

Steve got killed? 500 nub points for him!
Ryan gets 1000 nub points for for losing to that nub.

by tehboobinator May 2, 2006

nub slice

when a person sucks at a specific activity, exceeding the nubness of regular nubs but not suckish enough to be called nub cake. theyre the bastards that un-sheep mobs in wow, but at least they don't pull an entire instance

Lerroy Jenkins = nub cake
dam our tank died cause that nub slice decided to un-sheep that mob, at least we didnt get wiped though

by wow head December 26, 2008