Chanking the puppy

Masturbation

I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.

by Jimmy Cocaine July 15, 2019

Slop Puppies

saggy, disproportionate breasts with big blown out nipples and stretch marks

Person 1: "Dude did you see the slop puppies on her?"
Person 2: "Oh my God man, I bet they would fall under her armpits and touch behind her back without a bra!"

by themadhatter1912 February 20, 2020

puppy child

When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.

Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child

by Calun March 12, 2014

Musty Puppy

A sweaty full female bush.

Put your musty puppy all over my face!

by djmustypuppy August 28, 2012

Puppy Barley

The Puppy Barley Club - yes. The Puppy Barley Club is a company that makes "Health Care" items, mostly nonsensical items such as Oil of Myrrh, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and royal furniture.

The Puppy Barley Club- yes. The Puppy Barley Club. What you see, feel and feel.

by MichaelJacksonDoAHeeHee June 14, 2022

Puppy Fucked

It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.

Damnit, Jon! You blew it on your interview. You are really puppy fucked now!

by btank May 5, 2015

Divorce Puppy

A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore

“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”

“You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”

by Kayla1767 October 8, 2020