Hobo points

A scoring system used to rank the stench of a repugnant smell, usually a fart. Scale goes from 1-50. Can also be used to rank the hygeine of a person/thing

Man, Wes fuckin cracked one off in the car and it was like 50 hobo points.

Don't go in there, that bathroom is like 25 hobo points.

by Kyle Greene September 5, 2004

yoko hobo

broke down, drug addicted, redneck fucking, free riding, chinese bitch.

yoko hobo says: we needs ride!1!!!11!!
mary says: ninja fuck you. no ride. fail.
yoko hobo says: come jay we walk!


example 2:

jesus says: man, that bitch is a yoko hobo.

by shinobu jackson October 18, 2008

Hobo Car

A shopping cart.

Guy 1: Now, when we get to the mall, you grab a Hobo Car.
Guy 2: A "Hobo Car"?
Guy 1: Yeah, you know... a shopping cart.
Guy 2: Ohhhh. Yeah, that's clever.

by Matt Christianson February 27, 2009

Hobo Spider

n; A spider, particularly homeless, that travels around carrying a whiskey bottle. Id this spider were to hit you with the whiskey bottle, you are then intoxicated and pass out. When you wake up, your wallet will be gone. Some say that this is due to Hobo Spiders wanting more money for booze.

If you come to the city, you better be on the look out for a Hobo Spider.

by SparkyFoxCat February 15, 2010

Hoboing

When you succumb to your fetish of having sex with homeless women, but you chose to fuck them solely in the asshole because their pussy smells so vile you couldn't possibly get near it. Much like the blue waffle.

Dude I was totally in a hoboing gang bang last night. Now my dick smells like road kill and the inside of an Iraqi prison after rape night.

by deeznuts2475 October 8, 2013

King Hobo

A king hobo is a job occupation in which there can only be one. The job of the king hobo is to keep the hobo population in balance. The hobo king must have a master's degree in at least all social science courses. He/she is chosen by a unanimous vote from the united nations. This job occupation is a job occupation for life. Unlike other king-ships, this job is not passed down through the blood line.

James: "Did you hear the United Nations have elected a new king hobo?"

Clark: "Yeah! I am surprised he went to college for every master in his social sciences!"

Maxwell: "I heard about it... He brought a family of hobos into prosperity and our family into the life of a hobo."

James and Clark: "Ouch dude, sucks for you."

by Pmaxm January 31, 2010

hobo eren

stinky protagonist/antagonist in attack on titan

“hey who’s ur fav aot character?”
“eren”
“hobo eren?”
“yeah”
“ew he’s stinky”

by tfoot December 10, 2020