Nickelodeon

a discontinued children's programming channel. ran from who-knows-when to 2002.

not to be confused with Nick, its shitty replacement.

Nickelodeon died after they canceled Rugrats.

by ga lat dai August 17, 2008

Nickelback

Things that meet the absolute minimum requirement of acceptability.

Little Caesars is the Nickelback of pizza, or meatloaf is the Nickelback of entrees. So Nickelback would be acceptable if the only alternative was static.

by groovyinutah December 6, 2009

Nickelback

See worst band ever Worst Band Ever

Nickelback blows.

by Dan February 22, 2004

Nickelodeon

A Channel like MTV that pollutes the minds of children and some teenagers who watch "Teenick". They cancel all the shows that are shitty in less than a year and yet they keep producing more and more shitty shows. These fuckers who own Nickelodeon, which is MTV, are a bunch of fucking asswholes who need to fucking die, or get off the air. Shitty shows include icarly or should i say diecarly, zoey101, unfabulous, H2O or should I say GAY2O, The Mighty B, Avatar or should I say Avatard, and a hell of a lot more shitty shows because the list keeps going.
Fuck you MTV for polluting the minds of our generation and Fuck you Nickelodeon for polluting the generation to follow.

Fuck MTV and Nickelodeon

by MTV Should Die January 10, 2009

Nickelodeon

Use to have great shows when i was 4 years old. Rugrats was good for the first, second, and third season, but it later became gay and the rats didn't get into trouble. Also had shows like doug. Also when i was four the nick jr. has some kick tail shows like snoozles and the gnome show. I also liked the elephant show.

Skinamarinky-dinky-dink-Skinamarinky-doo-NICKELODEON is CRUD NOW. Although sponge bob is cool.

by www.eternalsoldiers.net August 24, 2003

Nickelback

An absolutely terrible band whose songs all sound exactly the same with slightly different words.

Widely regarded as the worst band of all time, (Nickelback) has been tormenting those who have tuned into the radio for the better part of the early century.

Green Day pulled a Nickelback on their dookie album in some respects, but at least their music was audible.

by shananigans2009 November 6, 2009

Nickelback

An awesome band which invented a new way to mosh, instead of puching, punching and kicking, fans commonly bring rocks, rotten tomatoed or bad eggs to concert in order to throw at the lead singer, the person hat score the most headshots gets to have sex with chad's half-dead body. No one can refuse such a good reward.

Fan 1: "Hey did you go to that Nickelback concert last night?"
Fan 2: "Ye man, i ass-f*cked him after he was knocked out by a watermelon."

by adheherh April 8, 2010