moustache napkins

Low hanging labia that are large enough for a man to use as a napkin when finished performing oral sex.

Her moustache napkins were hanging out the side of her thong.
I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.

by dr. mark sugarman July 30, 2009

Mustachio

The thin mustache that middle school guys choose not to shave.

(Not related to the tree nut, but similar in overall significance)

Middle School Girl: "Hey Brody, I think your mustachio is cute"

Brody: "Hatcha"

by naturallybaked May 25, 2011

mustache girl

A girl with a mustache. More specifically one who has a mustache and someone named david kam like her.

david kam told me that mustache girl is really hot

by bdonyo June 17, 2003

Brown Mustache

After having a shit, use your fingers to wipe. Then use your fingers on someone's face to create a Mustache of shit. Obviously this is best done when the person is asleep. When the person wakes up they will initially have no idea where that nice smell is coming from.

"Let's give Paul a brown mustache while he's asleep"

by Al_Bundy November 29, 2007

Mustache

A pillow located on the upper lip used for cushioning falls. Is often confused with beards.

Joe: Good thing I had this mustache to break my 18-story fall, eh Bob?
Bob: Dude, that is not normal.

by Sipping Juice February 6, 2009

Mustache

A mustache is an amazing addition to your face. It is the most awesome noun in the universe. Mustaches rule. Mustaches will take you to places unimaginable. There are mustaches on almost every villian in movies. There are pencil mustaches, mustaches like Mario has, moustaches (TEEHEE) ,and the most popular mustache of all, handlebar mustaches.

Person 1- Whoa, is that a handlebar mustache on that guy?
Person 2- yeah. Isn't that so amazing?
Person 1- i wanna be him.

by Zoan June 2, 2013

mustache girl

girl with a mustache- usually an italian woman

damn his moms gota mustache
your grams got a mustache

by Boo February 19, 2005