Murder Dildo

A Gun.

Person 1: Why's he carrying around that murder dildo inside a 7/11?
Person 2: He must be overcompensating for something.

by Marx's Beard April 1, 2021

Lollipop Murderer

One that licks sausages at the local grocery market and then proceeds to kill every man next to themselves. Usually a female Human being.

Jasmine: Is it alright if i go to the supermarket to buy sausages for our hot dog party tonight?
Chammy: It depends what kinds of sausages if you know what I mean.
Jasmine: Actually, I always like the sausages that were skinned so you couldn't see the burn marks of your enemies anymore.
Passerby: You fucking lollipop murderer, go jump off a bridge and die.

by Illegal Username December 15, 2016

Murder Train

The act of having group sex with a girl who is on her period.

My friends and I hopped aboard the murder train last night. That girl left some blood on all of us.

by Mattie2000 January 8, 2012

cyber-murder

The definition of cyber-murder is when a bullyor group of bullies uses social media sites, complaining platforms, apps that rate people or businesses, and/or any public third party site on the web to publish defamatory content with the intent to ruin a particular person and/or business. The content they publish typically uses the following illegal tactics: defamation, libel, harassment, humiliation, stalking, threatening, slander (when they actually speak), embarrassment, demeaning language, prejudicial phrases, absurd exaggerations, links to things totally irrelevant to the subject but containing negativity, misleading conjecture, incorrect information, and specific or general erroneous claims backed by "evidence" which is fraudulent, doctored, and/or of a nature that would be absolutely unacceptable to use in real life or a court case.

Susie was so envious of the attention and positive reception that Mercedes' new business was receiving that she recruited some strangers she met in a Facebook group to launch a calculated cyber-murder attack on the business.

by PurpleMercedes September 13, 2017

Wank Murder

Suicide, taking one’s own life, onanicide

“Did John kill himself?”

“Yes he committed, Wank Murder”

by Kyle Pseudo October 16, 2019

murdering noobs

A hoe nigga

Marcus: i eat lettuce sandwiches

Noah: you're such a murdering noobs

by Garythegarier June 10, 2016

The Murder Dock

the murder dock is where i am.

user7029823410407 is at the murder dock

murder dock

by user7029823410407 February 4, 2021