by BigDuck96 March 6, 2019
Get the moss mouthmug. Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.
Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?
by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021
Get the Pete Mossmug. Moss is the one guy in the friend group who's always a acting big and scary but is actually the most gay person in the world. You can usually find them in their natural state at a hot topic or bullying anyone of British heritage.
by Thatgingerbich May 26, 2022
Get the Mossmug. Herpes infested bitch that has children that look like they had third degree burns. Also likes chodes and coons.
by Umitaylor08 March 2, 2019
Get the Sylvia Mossmug. by Josh widowers lush lunch July 9, 2014
Get the swamp mossmug. A type of friend who is attracted to men, sports and consuming unhealthy food. If this friend is indeed a man it does not make them gay. They just enjoy the company and personality of men.
by BigGDiddy December 29, 2020
Get the Mossmug.