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Max Moses

A faggot who can't play gun games even though he is 13. Is very homo and has a attractive sister named Maya Moses. Connor would lowkey smash. He also thinks he is a god at fortnite becuase he plays on mobile. His vision is hampered becuase of his massive ass pimples. He also at some point wrote a love letter to a girl who rejcted him.
Yo is that max moses wow I would smash his sister.
by HJGIUDWIPUTYEUDIPSH} May 14, 2018
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Mosey

To shit on a girls pussy, fuck her, get a blow job from her and watch her swallow.
Yo, that girl is fuckin' hot, I wish I could Mosey her.
by Deep Sea November 6, 2006
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Moses

One who parts the Red Sea or is the one who produces the Moses Effect. Another way to put it is one who is single at a club and trying to have a good time. He is the man who is dancing by himself in the center of the and is finding himself having more and more dance space around him.
Also one who finds himself surrounded by men dancing with women away from you as to have the girls as far away as possible.
Man 1 - Look at that Moses over there.
Man 2 - Haha! That sucks!
Man 1 - Yeah, what a loser..
by aleams March 16, 2009
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The Moses

When a person seperates the ass cheeks of another person while listening to christian tunes.
" Ayo , Mario just pulled the Moses on me! "
by Jackie && Shelly June 24, 2006
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moses lara

A guy that is so gay he will rape anything, even a dog.
by Moses mom January 17, 2018
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Moses

moses (noun):

the act of not ejaculating at all for 40 days and 40 nights straight. Just like moses and the israelites when they wandered in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights.
Hey, i'm going away to summer camp for a while, i think i'm going to try and pull a moses while i'm gone.
by The Grumpy Blumpkin September 11, 2010
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mosex

He's not straight, he's mosex.
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