the angry moose

While fucking someone from behind slide you thumbs into the asshole in front of you. Spread your hands out and hook your thumbs. This will give you the look of a moose and you will be able to pull the person around with your hooked thumbs. This will probably make the other person very angry, hence the angry moose.

i was so hammered i gave that chick the angry moose.

by dizzle1224 May 24, 2006

Green Moose

Green Moose is a super hero who fights along with Camel Lady, Llama Man, and Badgerina Ballerina. Green Moose can sneeze out flying carrier monkies.

Damn it! The monkey ate my cookie.

by ... August 03, 2004

moose pistol

1. Noun. The moose's penis, what the moose uses to fuck other mooses and drunken sluts with.

Johnny, you best stay away from dat moose pistol or it gonna go off! Oh no, there it goes, right in your face. Well, now you're gay, you'll have to walk home.

by MooseyMoose September 12, 2006

Moosing it up

To be "Moosing" or to "Moosing it up" is to add Shaving foam to the genitals during masturbation.

Whitey I'll be Moosing it up to Lucy Pinder, Brb

by m0nks101 February 16, 2008

Moose

a male erection. a boner.

That hot girl is giving me a moose.

by hbchristofer June 05, 2004

moose knuckle

The bump or bulge seen when a man wears tight pants.

"Is that a moose knuckle I see; or do you have a raisin in your pants?"

by the dude1963 April 20, 2013

Moose Jaw

The home town of Billy Charlesboy.

Up next ensemble Chief's defenseman Billy Charlesboy who hails from if I can read the card Moose Jaw Sasketchwan.

by magic pickleman August 26, 2010