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Le monke

Person 1: have you heard of le monke

Person 2: AAAAAAAAH!
Uh oh stinky uh oh stinky uh oh stinky
by Big boi 890101 September 28, 2019
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Bitch Monkey

A really annoying person, usually identified by a loud and obnoxious laugh. This person usually has no idea that no one likes them.
I couldn't sleep because I could hear the bitch monkey existing in the other room.
by yourexsuitemate03 September 26, 2010
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Cave Monkey

Cave Monkey :Noun

A class of humans particularly whites who carry Neanderthal traits, incest is very common in this group. Lies, deceit , hatred for any ethic group better than them. So they weapon themselves with dry white humor, 911 speed dial, and internet Trolling. They are easy to detect they usually have Semen pasty skin or high skin tan like the color of Cheetos . Their friends are Coons, Toms and Bedwenches
I wanted to vote today but my Cave Monkey supervisor said not today Jamal.
by CyberAli May 28, 2018
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Phonics Monkey

The Phonics Monkey from that one episode of South Park where Cartman misspelled CHAIR in a spelling bee. When Cartman tried to get help from the phonics monkey, it just started beating off behind its drumbset.
A consumer report included the growing number of returns of the infamous reading product, the Phonics Monkey, which just turns out to be a degenerate species of bonobo chimp.
by aka_Pyro April 6, 2007
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Monkey Poon

Noun
1. The act of getting sexual pleasure from a female
2. The pussy area of a female
3. A smelly vagina
1. "Yo last night was crazy as hell! I got some sweet monkey poon from Laquisha!"
by CoolConnor1985 November 2, 2010
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monkakke

Similar to a monkey face, but at a bukakke party. Due to the quantity of semen and pubic hair involved, not just the face area but the whole body can be covered, resulting in a full on monkey (hence the dropping of the word face).

A group of (generally fat) males shave there pubic hair and hold it in there non masturbating hand whilst knocking one out over a lady. Each male in turn will splash there baby gravy over the female before throwing the pubic hair and shouting "monkakke"

To optimize pubic spread the following technique is often used. The hand holding the pubic hair is clenched tightly and held up to mouth. You then blow hard and unclench your fingers, starting with the little finger and moving backwards to the index finger. This method is effective but controversial, as monkakke purists believe that word "monkakke" should be shouted at the exact time of pubic hair release.
Colette needs to go to a fancy dress party but forgot her costume, so we helped her out and gave her a monkakke
by twinjets August 2, 2013
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monkey-womb

monkey-womb

an offensive for a girl under being raised by a single father
Does Bill 101 even apply to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father, whose father is French-Canadian but the mother is not? Btw, one of the definitions of bastard is the male version monkey-womb.
by Sexydimma February 8, 2014
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