Shit Mohammed

When your out fishing and you can’t make it to a bathroom and you shit in your pants

Gary and I were out fishing on our pontoon and Gary pulled a Shit Mohammed and shit in his pants and on the side of the pontoon

by GacDcTc August 23, 2025

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Mohammed

An absulute God and an extraordinary savant.

A: this guy's name must be Mohammed
B: why?
A:don't you see that, he insanely cool

by NotMohammed090 November 22, 2021

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gets trolled so hard

mohammed zakaria kasoma migade mivule ashraf is so washed

by jzbril March 2, 2025

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mohammed sami

a cool guy good at dragon ball legends but a very gay goofball A yung yute who could also smack anyone up

ah that guy mohammed sami is a real goofball innit?
yeah

by zakashi community manager January 11, 2021

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Mohammed Swafi

Mohammed swafi is a term used for yutes who can't pronounce the letter "s" in dere own name. Usually accompanied with having the fattest bum known to mankind.

Yooo iswr mohammed swafi jus got caught staining drinks from tesco?

by Bodna fani June 14, 2024

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Mohamed is a very respectful guy when he needs to be. he is sexy asf and he way to much girls but he is 1000% loyal when he is in a relationship. His soulmates name will start with a M and his meat is between 8-10 inches

A girl- hey Mohamed you look so good today

Mohamed who is in a relationship at the Moment-
Get away from me hoe I got a wife

by Blah blah blah 😄 March 23, 2025

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