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mitched

in texas hold'em, the act of hitting a river card to defeat your opponent when you had no business winning the hand.
My aces got cracked by 2-4 offsuit when name mitched me on the river.
by hamiltonporter June 26, 2020
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Mitch

An expression used when your ability to curse is limited and someone is really annoying you
Leave me alone you mitch!
Stop mitching me!
Stop being such a mitch to everyone.
You mitch.
by ZookaV January 26, 2016
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Mitch

"Mitch" is a male version of Bitch
by Idk_what_it_is February 25, 2025
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mitch board

A longboard that a poser skates. Usually with clear or spray on grip. Not legit.
I heard Bob started skating.

Yea, He rides a mitch board.
by joshy washy November 28, 2007
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Mitch Middleton

A proud yam yam with a 11 inch dick who is the biggest stud in the Black Country and also a leading member of West Brom hooligan group section 5 and has a strong hatred to any wolves fan villa fan or any American.
Don’t fuckin mess with Mitch Middleton he’s the toughest man in the black county mate.
by Shsgshsgsh May 30, 2022
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Mitch Hart

Biggest bullshitter the world has ever seen. Mainly lies about girls like how many he's slept with or how many he's been with, kissed, met and messaged and so on... Most likely vapes and thinks he's a gangsta by also smoking cigarettes and weed but shit weed by drowning weed with tobacco. Not only does he think he's a bad man and a ladies man he's a ginger orangutan who has a massive orange caterpillar as an excuse of a moustache with a lesbian like haircut. Watch out ladies!!!
Boy 1: Last night i fucked about 50 girls
Boy 2: yeah okay Mitch Hart
by Cutegurl76 April 18, 2016
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Mitch

Mitch is an absolute legend,great guy always up for a laugh has great taste in music. Mitch also likes to get high and make homemade bongs
. He always has franger on him and is great at giving a pash. Mitch is also a little bit of a player and is quite the grafter.
dude 1: hey dude have you seen mitch I wanted to ask him for a franger
dude 2: yeah he's over there giving that girl a pash
by 21YCNAN11 July 18, 2019
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