When one sexual partner adds salt to their respective partner's nipples, places a shot of quality tequila between the nipples, and puts a wedge of lime in their partners mouth. The 1st sexual partner then proceeds to lick the salt off of each nipple, take the shot of tequila, and suck the lime without using any hands.
Ted: Jill, you know I love you and I've always cared about you.
Jill: You know I feel the same way about you. *She blushes and covers her face*
Ted: *Ted exhales as he musters up the courage* Babe I can’t imagine doing this with anyone but you. I want you to be my first.
Jill: Your first what?
Ted: Mexican motorboat. *As he pours a shot of Jose Cuervo*
Jill: You know I feel the same way about you. *She blushes and covers her face*
Ted: *Ted exhales as he musters up the courage* Babe I can’t imagine doing this with anyone but you. I want you to be my first.
Jill: Your first what?
Ted: Mexican motorboat. *As he pours a shot of Jose Cuervo*
by Big Dick Swag January 14, 2015
Get the Mexican Motorboatmug. This is when someone is very fat, but just casually roams around with no shirt. This is typically a male of Latino descent when playing video games. To wear a Mexican Shirt is to wear no shirt at all and the only layer of protection is body fat.
Look at Aidan! He's rocking that Mexican Shirt lifestyle while playing Rainbow Six Siege! What a chubby guy!
by Pulsar Plays November 21, 2019
Get the Mexican Shirtmug. When a man gets hot sauce poured down his gaped anus. Simultaneously getting wanked until completion. After completion the mans partner drinks the hot sauce out of his gaped anus.
by Suk my dim sum September 20, 2021
Get the Mexican Funnelmug. Well, what happens in Mexico.... stays in mexico? Anal sex and Tequila are all you need. After anal, pour a shot of tequila down the crevice of a beautiful ass and lick it. Who knew a "Mexican anal" was such a thing?
by Babettebear January 24, 2017
Get the mexican analmug. An act where the male performs anal sex on their partner and gets shit on, then drags their shit stained balls across their partner's face.
by Richard Hangslow August 31, 2018
Get the Mexican Skidmarkmug. by sweaty hooves March 6, 2015
Get the mexican duckmug. by Step Daddy January 14, 2010
Get the Mexican chimneymug.