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metro sexual

A man who spends more time in the bathroom, more money on hair & skin products, goes to the salon more, and has more culinary & interior decorating knowledge than most women.
by Krista December 18, 2003
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meteora

Meteora is a cd by the band Linkin Park. It has a different sound from Hybrid Theory, but the lyrics are more bland. They experimented with different styles of music on the album.

Linkin Park got their album name from amazing rock formations in Greece, on top of which are the most important monastaries in Greece.
Meteora is a great album by Linkin Park.
by Anonymous August 25, 2004
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Metrocrack

A combanation of rat poison Carmel apple and crystal meth
Yo 50 cents worth of Metrocrack will get me goin
by Heidi Wexler October 28, 2003
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BULLSHIT METER

When you take a step back and notice the most ridiculous BS & hypocrisy that all those who seem overly-eager to judge everyone else seem to be dishing out on the regular, so you hit the "bs-limit" known as your "BULLSHIT METER" limit. FO' LYFEE!

Also whenever you are criticized for acting/looking silly bc you actually know how to laugh and people who are miserable cannot stand to witness. (Instead of joining others in friendship and enjoying life) They tend to want to create unnecessary misery instead of happiness. Therefore, that kind of fuckedupness registers the BULLSHIT METER with a smile back. ;)
Those haters got the BULLSHIT METER dinging like a MOTHAFUCKA. Why THE F can't people just be fucking happy/nice/respectful? :/
by SoManyTimesNope. July 5, 2017
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Metro Sexual

by Omega Death May 21, 2005
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release the meteor

1. to strike an individual in the genital region.

2. to lay a good blow to one's mommy/daddy button.

3. to drop the hammer on one's meat and two veg.

4. to pitch a baseball square in one's junk.
1. (To be said in agony) AAAGGGHHHOWWW! NO WAY! Your two year old son just released the meteor!

2. I was swinging the hammer, missed the nail and I released the meteor!

3. Honey, if a man is ever being inappropriate with you, just release the meteor then run!

As derived from the phrase "RELEASE THE METEOR!" said, rather screamed, by Frau in the movie Austin Powers: Goldmember, after which point, Mini Me releases the heavy hunky thick steel meteor tied to a string. The intention is to strike the globe to illustrate what will happen when the real gold meteor strikes Earth but this meteor misses the globe and "accidentally" finds it's way into Dr. Evil's General and two Colonels.
by Mr. Spy January 1, 2009
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Metro

In reference to a cell phone provider, Metro PCS. It's plans are good, basically unlimited anytime minutes as well as text. People who have this are usually made fun of because Metro service is crap. You don't get service anywhere. Also referred to as "Getro" or "Ghettro." (meaning its ghetto)...well at least in the Bay Area it is...
(at KMEL Summer Jam)
"Hey everyone who got a Metro put it up!...(everyone puts cell phone up)...WE GOT SERVICE!!!"
by cha BOOTY October 28, 2004
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