Max

Max was a name given to pathetic Roman soldiers during the great Fuckening. The name is meant to symbolize and is defined by the words “broken penis”. Someone named max often has a penis broken at a 90 degree angle. They are also very special. Very.

yoooo that tree looks like Max’s dick, broken at a 90 degree angle

by Sucuficater May 31, 2019

Max

Unintellectual, uninspiring, and has an extreme lack of tactical class on Football Manager

You have similair levels of class to Max

by Riggerbogger charles November 18, 2019

Max

Max is a person known as a unshaped blob of fat plus a virgin too. He tries so hard to accomplish things in his life time but never succeeds, the only thing he’s successful in is eating 6 pounds a food every day and masturbate to girls or guys he wishes he had.

Damn max why you so fat ?

by John tepu June 17, 2020

Max

Max is so awesome. He likes BOYS and GIRLS and ANIME WOLF BOYS! Did i mention he’s so hot and funny?!?!?!

Guy 1: Is that Max?

Guy 2: WOAH! I thought that was a god for a second!!!!

or

Max: I WANT ANIME boobs! (or peepee) (i don’t mind)

by kooptitz October 10, 2020

Max

big ass

Wow you definitely are a max!

by Bossandswag March 28, 2015

Max

A little hoe ass piece of shit that no one fucking cares about he can suck his own little disgusting chode and plz tell him to buy some proactive,kisses 💋

"Max is a dumb ass piece of shit I can't believe your friends with him"

by Bossassbitch876 July 25, 2016

max

1. any awkward moment
2. any short person
3. any person that doesnt like to put lubricated condoms on their head

1. After the girl told her mom she had sex with her dad, there was a max.

2. Did you see that midget? He was a total max!

3. "Dude, I just found this pre-lubed condom, wanna blow it up and put it on your head?" "NO! I'm a Max."

by Maxiiiii April 1, 2008