Anus Master

One who has mastered all things relating to the anus. Usually pertaining to one who knows how to stretch the anus to extreme limits.

"Dude, did you hear about Gary?"
"No, what happened?"
"He's a fifth degree anus master bro!"
"Holy shit!"

by TRAPSTAR550 March 26, 2010

Master Chiefer

The role of being the best at smoking weed in all types of ways. Having the ability to hold the most smoke in and take the fattest hits out of everyone in a smoke session.

Sheit, you dont know, Im the Master Chiefer in this bitch.

Cant nobody compete with this Master Chiefer.

Im the Master Chiefer, I can take a fatter rip than anyone!!!

by dcambyl44 October 19, 2010

master jurd

a retort used to describe a mongrel of a bloke.

or

an expression used by one gay man to call out to another gay man

A man is walking down the street, he sees a hot guy and calls out "master jurd".

by Uncy Bizz January 5, 2008

Jasmine Masters

A goddess on all levels.

"I saw the diva, miss Jasmine Masters the other day and she rocked my jush."

by majoshoujo666 May 4, 2018

Master Chief

i think mastur ch33f are a pretty cool guy. he kills aliens and doesnt afraid of anything.

master chief is what comes out of a can of whoop ass

by Just Shut Up March 8, 2009

Master Of Puppets

The greatest Metallica song. From the "Master Of Puppets" album. James Hetfield says it's has many meanings. Most people say it's about drugs.

Metal head 1 - Master Of Puppets is the greatest song ever!
Metal head 2 - NO! Stairway to Heaven is!

by ZombiedDeath May 30, 2009

Dive Master

By day a polite and responsible respectable dive instructor, usually found somewhere in a tropical climate teaching tourists to dive in a safe and responsible manner, by night a drunk womanising chain smoking inhabitant of any given beach bar, destined for kidney dialysis in later life. Cayman Island divemasters are reputed to be the most outlandish

"did you see that guy fighting and vomiting at the same time in the bar last night? I think he was a Dive Master"

by lajopi 292 August 11, 2007