Mary Katherine Ham
Mary Katherine Ham by MyDadBeatsMe May 19, 2019
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Mary G porter traditional school
You get like 3 minutes of locker time and get marked tardy if your late even if it’s because your locker is jammed. And your constantly being marked late because the busses come late all the time for drop off and than you get home late cuz they come late to pick you up. The students are so tired and bored of being basically under lock down 247 that they just talk about each other and spread rumors and due to the school being so small a rumor can go from 1st grade to 8th grade in a day. The bathrooms are gross and the food IS DISGUSTING so many kids have found hair in their food it’s vile. The teacher are unnecessarily strict and ALWAYS talking about students with the ladies at the front desk, the teachers gossip MORE than the students so, like a couple of teenagers. This school is NOT traditional it’s a breeding ground for self-esteem issues and unfairness.
Mary G porter traditional school by The honest anonymous August 19, 2019
Mary Paraschak
A very attractive woman who has ginger hair, a big fat booty, and has a nice rack!!!! She has 3 sexy children and is super cool, we love Mary!!!!
Mary Paraschak by BigPoppaAndrew July 1, 2021
Mary Alice
This is the correct spelling. Hyphenated is ridiculously inferior. She's typically a hot schmexy person who could destroy your mom in a heartbeat. Don't mess with her. If you call her "Mary" then say goodbye to your life. She will also win at every single argument. Despite all this she is actually a very friendly individual if you get to know her. She can be very flirtatious especially with how she calls all her friends "Babe". She will ironically hop onto trends but refuse to do anything too stupid.
Teacher calling roll: "Is Mary here?"
*silence*
Teacher: "guess not"
Mary Alice: "Well MAYBE if you SAID IT RIGHT I might ACTUALLY RESPOND FOR ONCE"
*silence*
Teacher: "guess not"
Mary Alice: "Well MAYBE if you SAID IT RIGHT I might ACTUALLY RESPOND FOR ONCE"
Mary Alice by imextremelyhot February 17, 2022
Mary lou
Mary lou, is legitimately the best person ever! If you find a Mary lou in your life never let her go, she will be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Mary lou’s are usually blond and have blue or green eyes. She is gorgeous, and is a huge dork. Mary lou’s usually like video games, and are huge fans of the ocean. This girl will never ceast to amaze you.
Mary lou by I’m trying February 2, 2019
Mary Magdalan
Also known as the Angel of Metal. A metal/screamo/crunk band from Los Angeles California spawned from the singer and DJ's addiction. Gives a wide variety of good music unsigned and has a devoted following, the Crucifix Mafia, who promote the music, or the JUNKIE revolution. myspace.com/marymagdalan
Mary Magdalan by Mizz Maggot February 23, 2008
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Mary elizabeth winstead, a very beautiful young actress she has acted in final destination 3, sky high, death proof, live free or die hard, Make it happen and many more movies.
She is not only beautiful but also very talented dancer and actor. She truly deserves to be in more international films.
She is not only beautiful but also very talented dancer and actor. She truly deserves to be in more international films.
Girlfriend: You are dumping me, how can you? i am so perfect.
Boyfriend: You are mistaking dear, you are no Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
Boyfriend: You are mistaking dear, you are no Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead by Theunknownwriter January 19, 2010