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marijuana shit 

When you swallow fat nuggets of marijuana chased by water, then pop a laxative afterwards, and while you are defecating, you find little pieces of marijuana buds in your feces floating in the poop water. Afterwards, you proceed to dry them with a blow dryer or the sun, grind it up and smoke it with your peers!!
(While smoking a fatty with friends) "Guys, I took one hell of a marijuana shit last night.
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marijuana tee party 

when you are pushed down a take you drink all diffrent kinds of beers and eat food peple shuve in ur mouth and at the end a girl shuves her boobs in your face
It is from the show malcome in the middle, and his dad gets a marijuana tee party.

marijuana heaven 

Def 1: Snoop Dogg'd mansion.
Def 2: Being so high you think you're in heaven.
-Duuuuuuude... I think I'm in marijuana heaven.

-Stfu faggot, you're ruining my high!

marijuana jesus 

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.
marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed
marijuana jesus by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016

marijuana day 

4/20- everyone gets high
stonner: happy marijuana day hoes.
non stonner: what the fuck is that.
marijuana day by brim0217 April 20, 2017

marijuana monkey 

The Ilminster urban legend. Known for her obsession with weed.
Example: "hey, I saw that marijuana monkey around town again today"

Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"

marijuana og

Marijuana OG means... Marijuana "outdoor grown".
Marijuana named any name "Marijuana OG" , "OG" means outdoor grown.
marijuana og by Hazy82 May 23, 2018