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General Manager

Noun used to describe something that is quite cool.
Man, i thought that girl was general manager, but she was totally stock boy the next day.
by S-Doobius December 1, 2009
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Managua

This is the capital of Nicaragua in Central America.
I visited Managua Nicaragua, and I almost died! It's hot as fuck! and I mean temperature hot!
by thewinechik February 27, 2009
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Bong Shop Management

i. The act of owning, and managing, a store that sells devices used for smoking marijuana.

ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.

iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.
i. Glass aficionado #1: Dude, that guy has an awesome headshop.
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?

ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.

iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!
by detroit velvet smooth December 6, 2009
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managerial we

When a manager says "we" and means "you"
Bossman: We need to fix this
Wageslave: OK, should I set up a meeting for us?
Bossman: No, just do it. That was the "managerial we"; I meant "you"
by Randomdude11 November 22, 2013
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Managerial We

When a manager says "we" to their boss in reference to the work his/her subordinates did that he/she is taking credit for.
Subordinate: "Hey, I finished that project you asked me to do."
Manager: "Thanks, I'll let my boss know. Good work!"
Manager to Manager's Boss: "Hey, look at this thing we made, cool huh?"
Co-worker to Subordinate: "Hey, didn't you write that policy?"
Subordinate: "Yeah, that was a 'managerial we'."
Co-worker: "Snaked by the bossman again!"
by banzai_barracuda November 27, 2013
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Business Image Management

A class common to most high schools, which, when signed up for sounds like it would be hella fun, but turns out to be hard as shit. In these classes you learn almost nothing practical, and spend most of your time looking up definitions on urbandictionary, or writing them. These classes suck, you don't learn anything, and you most likely will fail. The programs are boring and uncreative, such as making a fucking mountain *yawn*.
"Man, I just got out of my Business Image Management class, it was so fucking boring."

"Yeah dude I know what you mean, I failed that ho last semester because the programs suck, and are impossible to use. Fuck that class"
by A bored student March 9, 2009
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Federal Emergency Management Agency

An agency that is supposed to help out during emergencies, such as national disasters. An agency that fell flat on its face following Hurricane Katrina.
The Federal Emergency Management Agency went straight to hell under Bush's watch as he turned it back into a political job factory for his cronies.
by jesster79 September 27, 2005
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