krish malhotra

if your name is krish malhotra you're a fucking faggot. you are attracted to white females and you like to get fucked in the ass. you love smoking weed and tho you are cute , ur a fucking show off. you love fucking girls and getting STDS bitch.

friend: yo have you seen Krish Malhotra yet?
me: thank the fuck not bitch

by desigirl000077 July 29, 2022

Əlønĝačhəd-måčhetṭə

The 17th of the hardest words in here. (Maybe)

Meaning: A strong machete.

Pronounciation: Ae-lonch-gaw-shed-ma-cha-tei

When the man used the Əlønĝačhəd-måčhetṭə to cut the sand, he accidentally made a wyıngaṭ łanßuuaṭ go down the hill. Unfortunately, in the half that was affected, it also destroyed the pẅiŋs-łiftĥ.

by Pseudonym aha August 18, 2023

Lucas Macht

A straight male who only dates lesbian women

"No way your girlfriend dumped you 'cause she was a lesbian! Your such a Lucas Macht"

by Zuknipunts March 27, 2024

The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass

Something you say when your luck finally starts to pick up, at least temporarily

*Tourettes guy keeps trying to unscrew a screw , but keeps failing. The screw finally starts to loosen a few minutes later*

"Oooohhh yeah. The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass! Ohhhh yeahhhh!"

by Larusin1998 April 8, 2026

Pulling an El Macho

The act of dying in the manliest way possible: Strapping 250 pounds of dynamite to yourself while riding a shark into an active volcano

Frank: What happened to Todd again?
Antonio: He died pulling an el macho.

by Gopher7923 August 8, 2024

Mega gay long machete

something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.

Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote

by GYARUGYARUGYARU September 3, 2024

Ms. Machut

Refers to a dumb ass hoe teacher who thinks there job is cruetly important but doesnt mean shit

Also a boner killer

Did you really fail gym?

Yeah my teacher decided to pull a Ms. Machut and give a shit about the class

by Boone.0 November 1, 2017