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bogus monster

descriptive of a circumstance or object that is ridiculously bogus or incredulous.
That's totally bogus monster, dude.
by INACT1VE March 4, 2011
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Motherfuckin' Monster

"Endy's catch in the 2006 NLCS was awesome!"
"He's a motherfuckin' monster!"
by JasonXXIV October 20, 2011
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Sussy monster

Some dude on xc good at pacing workouts. He also nuts in sophomores and their older sisters
One day Travypatty walked in on Sussy monster in his room. Some say there was a cumbrella after this.
by Xc-team November 1, 2023
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monster shlong

(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.
Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.
by sarah and Carol December 31, 2020
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Desire Monster

Being possessed by the desire to be rich, have a mansion on the beach, be famous, be envied, that drives delusional "hits" project attempts which fail one after another.
Joe lived cheap and was condemnatious of people that worked hard and had nice things, dubbing them "materiakistic," however he worked on one project after the other trying to make it rich because he had a desire monster living in his brain.
by JessicaWalters April 11, 2021
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Roll Monster

One who has many rolls and can often be described as one that rapes the pantry and steals twinkies from little kids lunch pales.
The roll monster is suspected of consuming many food items.

The roll monster often hides food in its rolls for hibernation
by KILLKEV November 19, 2004
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cookie monster

The act of penetrating your female partner's rectum with your thumb and inserting your other four fingers into her vagina. Move your thumb and fingers as you would a sock puppet, thus creating a cookie eating monster. (Voices are encouraged for maximum arousal.)
My girlfriend likes to role play, so I suggested Sesame Street. I rolled her onto her stomach and gave her the cookie monster until she squealed like Ms. Piggy.
by Tris Shedaw December 7, 2010
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