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monster mole 

A giant brown mole, typically on the back of the neck, often located nearby a smaller secondary mole. A mole so large that the haver of the mole must frequently warn barbers not to cut it off.
Wow, you have a monster mole just like mine!

Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!
monster mole by madmanblake February 8, 2007

Monster Bowl

A bowl on a pipe or bong, that is completely filled with ground up Marijuana.

Packing the maximum ammount of ground up Marijuana into one bowl.
Jeff was baked because he had a incredibly large monster bowl to himself.
Monster Bowl by DryMaster December 17, 2010

Monster Bishops

Bishops controlling open diagonals, and often aimed at the opponent's King.
I couldn't get my pieces into play, my position was terrible! If I could only trade off my worthless Knights for his Monster Bishops.

Monster Cook 

Something your friends trick you into searching and now you have some weird porn on your computer
Hey Timmy, search up monster cook you'll get a pirate movie!
Monster Cook by anonymous June 10, 2017

monster punch to the moon 

Hitting someone so hard that you will send him to the moon
Artosis: I really thought today I'm like well Stats is just gonna, just gonna monster punch him and just send him to the moon

Tasteless: As Artosis once said monster punch to the moon

Monster Trucking 

The act of sitting on another mans balls and pushing whilst farting on another mans balls
Oh David let’s try that thing you wanted
Oh you mean * monster trucking*

Yeah let’s try that out
Monster Trucking by Funtimefoxxxy January 12, 2021