Jon Lowe

the literal definition of a piss taker. a coward.

alex said "don't bloody jon lowe me cuzzie"

by donaldchump August 1, 2019

low ender

An individual that doesn't bring much to the table. Often times, this is a person that works a dead end job and does not have much motivation. This person tends to be overly dramatic and moody in social situations as there isn't anything else in their pathetic life. Low Enders often tend to cluster together.

John: I thought you were going to head out with Ali and her friends this weekend?
Mike: No way dude, they're all a bunch of low enders. I'm not going to waste my time with those low lifes.

by pjcslice June 3, 2010

Low Approach

It's when your getting ready to go down on a woman and the stench is so bad you lift your face up and leave.

Steve: Dude, I had to do a Low Approach on that skank last night, it smelled like a dead cat!

Kyle: Bro, you should have done a Touch and Go first!

by Angry Controller November 10, 2011

Low ride

To wear your trousers in a silly looking way around the lower half of the upper legs, inspired from the 'prison bitch' look in American prisons, where orange overalls would be worn looser to apparently allow easier access to the anus. The style is usually worn by people who think they are 'gangster' but are actually not.

Low rider: Thoughts I look bad in low ridin' ma trousers.
Smart person X: Y, look at that chav thinking he is bad wearing his trousers like that.
Smart person Y: Yeah, what an idiot.

by TrueDefinition February 11, 2010

low six

Similar to a low five between two bros, but with the added flair of a sixth digit, aka one's dick.

Commonly performed on nude beaches, this is seen as the ultimate gesture of friendship.

"dude bro i was giving this guy a low five but he was so clutch that it became a low six"

by Sirblondie December 17, 2008

Jay Low

A Jay Low, jlo, JLO, J-Lo is a hand job or fingering where the person delivering the pleasure is standing behind the lucky person and reaching up between between the legs to touch the genitals. Named after Jennifer Lopez who reminds most people of a one sided, casual, possibly anonymous sexual act.

Sahini gave me a Jay Low while she was standing behind me in the shower.

by Misterque October 7, 2011

a hoe on the low

A hoe on the low is either a male/female who is secretly a hoe. Not a lot of people know about this "hoe" because they keep their hoe-ish ways on the low. The "low" is basically abbreviated as the down-low, which means they keep it to a point where people don't know about.

Girl: You see that boy over there, dude is a hoe on the low.
Girl 2: For real girl? He doesn't look like he is one though.

by basedprincess March 9, 2014