Lemon Car

A really crappy car that never works, is really old, and rattles way too much.

John: Dude your new car is really bad what happened?
Mike: I didn't get the engine fixed amd now its a lemon car.

by guy24 August 21, 2012

Lemon Pocket

Having a yellow stain on the crotch of one's underwear (usually white or a light color ) which resembles a lemon. This phenomena most commonly occurs when the person fails to "shake it" after the act of urinating.

When Kelly got shanked, the boys saw his lemon pocket.

by 50K All Day March 02, 2018

Book of lemons

Something that is physically or mentally hitting you.

#1. (John walk’s into a room) John: wow that fresh air hit me like a book of lemons.

#2. Stacy Hit someone in the face like a book of lemons

by I like lemons February 03, 2022

Lemon Whore

A dirty whore that steals your lemons

“I’m tired of you lemon whores stealing all my lemons”

by Glennisntdead02 December 17, 2017

lemon baby

a miscarriage

Damn.... Did you see that lemon baby in the toilet

by Ugandan Knuckles (click click) July 13, 2018

Lemon Fanta

Lemon Fanta is drink of the #gods If your lucky enough to find amazing refreshing #fantalemon don’t let it go flat. Your heart will break when you can’t find this in the shop but never give up hope because this is worth the wait. Best drank with those with good sense of #humar

Sally cinnamon : hey can I get you anything lemon Fanta ?

Joker : no baby I have my own lemon Fanta but I prefer your tea
Sally cinnamon: tea and lemon Fanta perfect

by Itwasalwaysyou November 14, 2020

mommy lemon

A mommy lemon is a lemon that makes you feel so good you want to sleep, so good that you will eat more.
The sad part is that mommy lemons give you stomach cancer.

Pat: Oh wow this mommy lemon is good is not sour wow
Bob: Ok you have stomach cancer lolololololo bad kid

by BAD KID with a flamethrower May 10, 2019