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Comically Large Spoon

"dawg can I get some ice cream?" The first man says, opening the fridge.
"only a spoonful!" The second man says, pointing a finger at the first man.
Then the first man pulls out a comically large spoon, enough to take the entire tub of ice cream.
When the first man pulls it out he has a large grin on his face, a death stare, perhaps a stare of "you got tricked"
He proceeds to take the ice cream from the fridge.

It is funny because the spoonful is actually very large, and can take so much ice cream, that it would not even be a spoonful anymore.
1. I will use my comically large spoon to trick my friends into thinking I will only take one spoonful, when the spoon is comically large, it will be more than one normal spoonful, therefore getting the desired amount of ice cream from the refrigerator

the mega large pp 

girl: dude, i'd seriously go for some the mega large pp
guy: may i-
girl: i said mega large pp
the mega large pp by Vyxinal November 12, 2021

extra large

man our teacher is extra large /big
extra large by jackson handle December 3, 2019

Kentucky Large Mouth 

When bangin a chick from behind and just as you are about to come you pull out and drop a large mouth bass right on her back immediately screaming....."OH SHIT NOT AGAIN!!!!! and as she turns shooting her in the face with ones semen.
"Dude my girlfriend dumped me for pulling a Kentucky Large Mouth on her, idk why i only used an 8 pounder this time."
Kentucky Large Mouth by RN72907 January 27, 2010

Passing out large 

When Dustin manages to haul his ass too Mikes after getting really really crippled and doesent make it too the bed and falls asleep on the floor.
Oh fuck he's passing out large
Passing out large by Ryan Shaw February 20, 2005

law of large numbers 

the theroy that when there is a larger group of something, esp. people, the likelyhood of their being who or wht your looking for. For example, there is more liklyhood that you will find a sober hippie wearing dentures in a group of 1,000,000,000 random people than in a group of 52 random people.
person 1: why are we looking in NYC for good actors rather than Otis Massachusetts?
Person 2: law of large numbers, bro
law of large numbers by annon. February 6, 2004