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literary blueballs 

When a novel or series is anticlimactic, or gets really good and then just stops. A technique employed by author's to hold the readers attention, only to leave them unsatisfied.
In J.K. Rowling's series "Harry Potter", the reader experiences much suspense and excitement in books 1-6, only to experience literary blueballs with her unsasitfying epilogue.
literary blueballs by SnugBug August 1, 2010
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Literary vegan 

The avoidance and/or elimination of 'Cheesey' platitudes and instead utilizing pretentious writing, like this definition.
An author who subjects their readers to humble, unoriginal and cheesey phrases isn't a literary vegan.
Literary vegan by Goldenflez October 8, 2016
When kids from Hong Kong don’t know how to spell “literally” because they’re taught to pronounce it as “litrally” (British accent) due to the British education system there. The way the word is pronounced in British accent sound like “litually”, so most idiots spell “literally” that way.
He told me he would get me anything like the moon and the stars, and he litually got me a pack of glow in the dark stickers of moons and stars LOL.
Litually by badasskiwi May 27, 2018

litcherally 

In a litcheral manner or sense; exactly.

informal meaning:
used for emphasis or to express strong feeling while not being litcherally true.
"the driver took it litcherally when asked to go straight across the traffic circle"
"I have received litcherally thousands of letters from my friend Josh B"
litcherally by winningmike5391 February 25, 2018

Cliterally 

Experiencing an unimaginably wonderful sexual experience that arouses you just thinking about it.
"That orgasms was cliterally so good my ass cramped halfway through. 10/10 would fuck again."
Cliterally by Ayiannout August 30, 2016

Literately 

A term used by annoying teenage girls to make up for lack of words
I literately love starbucks
Literately by The Boi Junky October 29, 2018

Legiterally 

Bastardized form of legit and literally. Used to describe something that is literally and verifiably legit a specific way.
1. This post is legiterally a shit post - TheGameCase probably

2. I legiterally can't even - white girl on twitch probably
Legiterally by 10MinutesWasted August 17, 2017