Kirk

To legally steal or rob

The Minnesota Vikings and Jacksonville Jaguars have players that kirk from them really well.

by NFLC March 14, 2022

Kirk-Screw

Getting sterilized sex tools to screw a person.

I feel like Kirk-Screwing Daniel.

by Jordzn December 14, 2015

Ollie Kirk

Sexy Sporty Fat dick man, 12 incher kindergarten defeater. He can steal any girl he wants and get any he likes.

Your very Ollie Kirky

by SuperIdolDeShao March 27, 2023

Kirked

To get shot and killed

"ayyo did you see the video of that racist getting kirked at that Utah university?"

by Khanundrum18 September 10, 2025

Pulling a Kirk

When a Joke has Become slaughtered To where it is no longer funny after You have pulled a kirk a person must either say one of the following.
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"

Knock Knock whos there
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk

by mjkoolj1828 March 22, 2011

Kirk

"neck", Oral sex, head, blow job

sexual activity in which the genitals of one partner are stimulated by the mouth or throat

Named after Charlie Kirk, who was famously shot in the neck

I took Melissa home with me last night. She gave me some Kirk.

by Kirking-It September 12, 2025

Kirked

To get shot in the neck

Charlie just got kirked

by Nachoszs September 11, 2025