Kirked

To be assassinated or murdered

“Man did you hear about Charlie? He just got kirked!”

by Fems916 September 11, 2025

Kirk

A substitute for “neck” (or head) in all ways.

“You Throwing neck” -> “you kirking me?”

Evan: yo Jake, this girl hit me last night asking to go to Applebees, I said “Kirk?”

Jake: exactly, either u giving Kirk or staying home

by Jaydub2119 November 7, 2025

Kirk

Kirk (verb), to violate the Prime Directive.

"That was a beautiful planet."

"Aye laddie, it was; then we kirked it."

by Geekonomicon November 17, 2023

Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022

get kirked

practicing the preachings on the preacher

"I fully acknowledge and admit when you allow gun ownership, you're gonna have gun deaths. There is a cost to liberty."

"counting or not counting gang violence?"

... get kirked LOL

by fuhdakkk September 16, 2025

Sexy Kirk

When megan kirk smokes a vape into a creepy man called jaydens anus and refills the vape with jaydens seamen and smokes it.

I heard megan did her signature sex style, sexy kirk!

by NIGGAfromCHINA April 20, 2022

Charlie Kirk

When a female partner is menstruating and the male partner performs oral sexual acts, collecting the blood in his mouth, before attempting to create a hickey on the female partners neck

He Charlie Kirked me last night
Can I Charlie Kirk you

by Srki2212 December 14, 2025