cooter kick

see cunt punt

I gave the bitch a swift cooter kick.

by japhet November 14, 2003

jump kick

the solution to every problem

teacher: Johny, what is 4+4
Johny: ...JUMP KICK

by Pinoyboy22 February 2, 2007

sweet kicks

nice shoes

You have sweet kicks - meaning you have nice shoes

by naxxx January 23, 2009

kicking ass

a great career attitude for those with enough nerve to do it

Today at the office I kicked my co-worker's ass for not doing his job right. My boss saw me, but I kicked his ass before he could speak. He was about to fire me, so I kicked his ass some more, and got a promotion instead.

by RayX September 15, 2005

Kicked in the nuts

One of the greatest shows ever created. It consists of a man wearing a fake orange afro kicking random people in the nuts.

(orange fro man runs up and kicks a guy in the nuts)

guy kicked: What are you doing?? Im calling the cops.
orange fro: Dude, no, dude don't call the cops, (points to the camera)......sir, youve just been kicked in the nuts.
guy kicked: oooooooh, I sure have! That was awesome, I've been kicked in the nuts!

by martimer/marv June 7, 2005

kick in the balls

When a person (usually a woman, but men can too) strikes a male's testicles with their foot, resulting in the kickee being immobilized by pain and possibly sterilizing or emmasculating him.

Wendy was tired of his cheating so she gave him a devastating kick in the balls

by Sam E82 August 31, 2007

Gower Kick

A golfing term for any shot which, miraculously finds itself positioned in the fairway, or on the green, or indeed any position as a result of huge portions of fortune granted by the golfing gods.

We were robbed Jonie, Wheelsoff and Divotking had some major Gower Kicks today.

by bensunski September 6, 2010