Krazy koon

When a raccoon convinces himself he's a penguin because he's tripping balls on acid

Dude, is that a krazy koon?
I'm not sure man, I'm tripping balls

by TittyboyKILLA March 29, 2017

Kaptain Koonce

A motherfucking badass who’s black and is best friends with your mom. He’ll kill everyone in sight

Carter: Let me see your phone
John: give it back or ima go Kaptain Koonce on your ass bitch!

by Ujama May 7, 2018

absolute koon

A crazy black man

Tyrone: YAH BRO, JUST HIT THE JAX OFF A GIRLS THIGH!
Zach: You're an absolute koon!

by zacthemac October 31, 2019

spoon koon

A black person who does crack.

Look at that spoon Koon over there.

by Awd123 July 6, 2021

tee koon hien

An amazing father that will always be there to help you

Tee koon hien is the best father ever

by Crystal malfoy August 9, 2021

Cing Koon's*t

1.There "AIN'T" no fucking belt i Kant Cees it.

2.My Nigga! @#$% (oops) -ninja- {LlIitTEerRaAalLlLYy (R = y- upside down backwords and flipped)

Cing Koon's*t an his damn band again.

by Do$moro September 22, 2021

Will Koonin

A tall, skinny white boy who thinks he knows everything when he doesn’t.

Also only cries when it’s physical pain and loves Rod Wave.

What’s that boys name again? The only who only cries when it’s physical pain?

Oh, you mean Will Koonin.

by hehe1908 March 7, 2022