keyontis

A redneck, probably from Texas, smells like after shave or old spice or Versace cologne. They drive a car that is like one of those cars in car commercials that is driven by some old suave middle age man like Richard from Friends or like older James Bond. Possibly an investigator.

Tasha: Wow, is that Keyontis? Do they have a hotspot?
Keith: Yes, Keyontis DOES have a hotspot!

by versaceribbon! May 21, 2019

keyboard rape

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keyboard rape

by elmo but hes satan May 4, 2020

Keyone

The one who holds the key of David.

In Rev3:7 ststes in Philadelphia writes ,these things says the Keyone, the Amen-one the one with the key of David.

by Emporer-twin Key Warrior-one March 7, 2021

Keyboard monkey

Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.

John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"

Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."

by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021

keyboard

A device used by angry Germans to destroy tables.

"I LOsT A ROUND IN UNREAL TOURNAMENT!!! I AM NOW GOING TO SMASH THIS TABLE WITH MY KEYBOARD!!!!"

by FubbernuckTM November 7, 2021

keymoria

sexy,nice,tall,and all over a good looking person

that person is sexy i bet her name is keymoria

by nhuih November 8, 2021

Keynote Speaker

Derived from Apple's Keynote presentation software, a keynote speaker is a speaker, often at academic and business conferences, who presents with the aid of a Keynote slideshow presentation.

Steve Jobs was the first and greatest keynote speaker of our generation.

by Antonymize November 23, 2021