broken jumper

When your dick is to small to even work

Derek has a broken jumper

by 03logan01 September 14, 2016

puddle jumper

A term for Cuban. They're like Mexican wetbacks because the know how to jump fences, but they have to "jump" across a puddle to get to the United States, most likely Florida.

That puddle jumper is stealing all the jobs in Miami!

by mo11 May 30, 2016

ride jumper

An individual who skips out on the fare of a transit train or bus.

The Transit police caught several Ride Jumpers at the last exit

by AllisJakeCLE May 25, 2016

aussie woolie jumper

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo.

The way that sheep jumps, you'd thing it's a Aussie Woolie Jumper.

by RamRamseRamseys January 26, 2018

jumper puppets

Breasts. Also see Norks, Chest Potatoes, Fun Bags.

Wooooaaah! Look at the Jumper Puppets on that Lass!

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016

Table jumper

When someone talks to you from another table.

Gosh... kevin is such a table jumper, I hate it.

by Boompowoofow October 17, 2019

bush jumper

one who specialize`s in the art of jumping on/into bushes belonging to other people.
this art involves a lot of practice to get your posture just right as u soar through the air and can take many year or even an entire life time to perfectly master. it may also be added to the 2050 Olympic sports as a spanking new category which will be a great milestone for the profession. so go join the local bush jumper club in your area and have fun.

person1. hey joe, wanna go past old billies and crash his fern bush for a bit of bush jumper action?
person2. k
person3. k

by ode to gods bum December 7, 2020