no way jose

I dont agree with your suggestion

- Im like totally going home
- No way jose

by lucky boy tommy October 25, 2013

Brandon Jose

Brandon is a pretty damn cool guy and is a top-notch osu player, he is a extremely sophisticated and talented mathematician,
He takes much pride in his minecraft worlds by always keeping them spick and span! He also has a humongous forehead, he is very bad at cooking and once set my house on fire

Have you seen Brandon Jose play osu?
YEAH BRANDON JOSE IS SUPER GOOD AT OSU

by Iamprettydamncool December 04, 2021

Dirty Jose

A dirty fat boy that wipes peanut butter on his anus and has the neighborhood cat lick it off.

Hey! There goes dirty Jose walking out of Safeway with a jar of peanut butter. We all know what that means. He’s such a dirty Jose!

by Tim0827379 April 20, 2021

uncle jose

the greatest president who mixes spices in the kitchen, go buy him an oof mug, please boi

Carl: Uncle jose make me mac and cheese
Uncle: get your own dang mac and cheese boi
Carl: thank you for your presence
Uncle: good boi good

by U!tdm tusks April 03, 2018

Jose E

the gayest most faggot person in the world loves penis in his ass he owns up to 999 black double dong dildos

Jose E is gay

by Jose is the gayest May 14, 2019

Jose Antonio

A person who thinks is very special and unique, but that in the end is as lame as a butthole

He thinks he's such a Jose Antonio, but he's quite dreary.

by anommaster June 17, 2009

Jose Reyes

A synonym for an injury/being injured in baseball. This is named in honor of Jose Reyes of the New York Miserables. Jose Reyes continues, year after year, to have countless injuries come up throughout the season at an embarrassing rate. Further, he bunted for a hit than took himself out of the last game of the year to win the batting title. If you are called a 'Jose Reyes', it is the worst possible thing that one could be classified as. It is the ultimate state of humiliation.

Me: Hey Mike hows it going?
Mike: it looks like Jeremy pulled a Jose Reyes again
Me: Again?! He was injured all of last year too!
Mike: I know, kid lives on the DL, he's best friends with Jose Reyes and Carlos Beltran

by Sheriff69 October 03, 2011