Alexander Junker

Everybody knows who Alexander Junker is. He's the funniest guy on the planet and can tell a mean joke and mean placement in the moment funny joke. He's very ugly but awesomely attractive because of his humor and is awesome in general.

One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.

Steve Carrel That Guy from the 70s' Show and Chuck Alexander Junker

by theguywhosuckslots December 18, 2011

Homie jocker

homie jocker is to define a situation/situations when your homies girl is trying to flirt with his friends when he’s not around

Man, my homeboys girl is a homie jocker when he’s not around. Against bro code, she thirsty

by JTC_Cali831 June 10, 2020

crack or joker

summertime game- approaching a human by whatever means, (car, bike, cycle, etc) seeing a scantily clad exerciser and trying to determine the sex (handicaps for bad eyesight!!) ie: crack or joker??

i came upon a human with a perky butt while playing crack or joker, but it was a DUDE!

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

beer bottle jocker

A person with no girlfriend/wife with a small penis whose is so lonely that he's forced to have intercourse with the openings of his beer bottles.

"I dunno sugar, but given your looks and inches you're gonna turn out to be a beer bottle jocker!"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 4, 2017

Heath Ledger as the Joker

Going down on a girl while she is on her period, the blood on the face of the man (or woman) giving head gives the appearance of the make-up on Heath Ledger's face when he played the Joker in "The Dark Knight."

Also known as "Earning your Redwings," is the same as "Heath Ledger as the Joker."

by bobbybagpiper July 9, 2010

jonkers

a womans breasts/bosom/boobs/pineapples.

here she comes, oh Boy! look at those jonkers!!

by Marcu$ March 22, 2005

Swagger Jocker

a person who copies your style

Danni- ohh my god ! jackie is such a swagger jocker. shes got the same outfit as me ! ! !

by baybhiieboO March 26, 2009