jongos

the opposite of anything good

gw bush is such a jongos character that i spurt blood everytime i see him on tv

by nitzus September 3, 2003

blon-jong

another word for Blow-Job.

hey puta dame un Blon-Jong.

by Chris A.K.A. C-MeN March 3, 2003

jango

The term for a conformist.

Man look at those jangos, they all look the same.

by Johnny hijack June 9, 2005

Jong

Everything about Jong you've heard is wrong, jong is a word that simply cannot be defined. Some things are so good that they are simply "jong". Used to describe the jongness of an inanimate object. Usually associated with gnarly waves, mouth-watering foods, and things of such nature.

Kory- "isn't that unagi roll good?"

Cameron- "it was awesome. very good flavor"

Kory-"How would you rate it on a scale of 1-10?"

Cameron-"I'd give it a Jong."

by K-slizzle April 1, 2009

jobgoblin

A jobgoblin is someone who has illegally traveled north into the United States in search of work. jobgoblins are characterized by their greasy skin, strong odor, love of extremely loud foreign music, and the inability to communicate properly with bosses, foremen, and strangers. They are also noted for their great consumption of cheap alcohol and napping on the job. When a jobgoblin successfully travels into America, he/she tends to move to an area already inhabited by other jobgoblins in hopes of avoiding suspicion. They then proceed to find work in agricultural fields, such as orchards and dairies, working for small amounts of cash to add to their welfare checks. They tend to steal tools, car/tractor batteries and sleep on the job. Once a region is infested with jobgoblins, there is no hope of removal for their numbers increase exponentially from the lack of use of birth control, love of welfare checks, and protection offered by the Democratic Party of America, given for unknown reasons.

I can't stand it. Even though I put up a sign saying there are no jobs available, jobgoblins still keep pouring in looking for work!

by h8s2makeusernames March 17, 2011

jango

1. A homosexual who takes particular pleasure in causing rectal bleeding via the violent thrusting of his penis into the recipient's anus.

"Don't be a jango," he pleaded, "I'd prefer that you be gentle."

by Uncle Waggy September 13, 2008

Kim Jong Il

A better alternative for Bush Jr

KIm Jong Il does not needs elections!

by VJS January 28, 2005