Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter

Funny meme.
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daught- *GUNSHOTS*

"Hi sorry I was late I was doing stuff."
"It's okay... I am stuff"
"OMG!!!! Stuff!!!No!!!"
"Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter"

by sussy baka!!!!!! June 22, 2021

jonithan

A laid back person who can quiet at times. He tends to go with the flow and doesn't do more than he has to. He values honesty, trust, family and friendship. One of the kindest people you will meet who is quick to help but has to much pride to ask for help. Can be funny at times and always has a bright smile no matter what.

That guy over there could pass for a Jonithan

by Jonithan November 13, 2014

Jonathan Papelbon

kick ass closer/future ace pitcher for the Boston Red Sox; wears number 58 and has a 100 mph heater and nasty splitter - is also the best pick I ever made in a fantasy draft and is the reason why Beaner can't beat the Leprechauns for shit

Jonathan Papelbon has 15 saves in 15 oppurtunities for the Red Sox

Jonathan Papelbon can strike ur ass out with his eyes closed

by andy40250 May 30, 2006

Jonah

a cool ass mutha fucka.
likes to have a good time all day, every day.
a person who pretty rad, but can be a dumbass at times.

dude, that kids a jonah.

by worrrrrrrrrdddd. November 23, 2009

Jonathan

One who suffers injustice. Yet forgives thenthen!

Poor Andy, he's now a Jonathan

by Cinder0 June 6, 2015

Jonathan Cheechoo

A beastly hockey player in the NHL, plays for the San Jose Sharks. He wears the number 14. He's from a weird place in Canada called Moose Factory. He won the Maurice Rocket Richard Trophy in the 05-06 season with 56 goals. He had 5 hat tricks during the season as well. He holds Sharks franchise records for goals in a season, PP goals in a season, and hat tricks in a season. Since his 05-06 breakout season, his production has fallen posting 37 goals the following year, and 23 the year after that. GOOO SHARKS!!! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!!!

Randy Hahn:
Joe Thornton down the right boards, centers it for Cheechoo, Cheechoo shoots, HE SCORESSS!!! JONATHAN CHEECHOO!!!

by strategix88 April 8, 2009

Jonathan

The coolest person in all of Guildwood, he is sooooo cool everyone should bow down to him. The only reason they dont is because its all old ppl in gwood and they cant bend over or they'll break their back. But they still try sumtimes...trust me

"I wish i was Jonathan"
"Jonathan is soooo cool"
" did u see the way Jonathan stayed cool even in the brink of major trouble"
"Jonathan is like the Fanze of Guildwood"

by John Smith_99 July 13, 2006