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Jingle-Jizz

When a “string” of cum is hanging between both the tip of the penis and any other object as if hung across like jingle bells.
Jennifer: “Last night, Mark took off his pants and he had jingle-jizz on his underwear!”

Stacy: “Ewww no way!”
by Psychlopsis October 2, 2019
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jizz fuzz

The fuzz that accumulates on old cum stains
Ewww dude look at that bandana..its got jizz fuzz all over it..Pete's really gotta wash that shit.
by ushelloicameupwithit August 27, 2009
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No Jizz June

Similar to No Nut November, but it takes place after the event. Only the truest form of gods seek to complete it. The rules are as follows:

Don't jizz in June. If you do, you will lower your role that you obtained in No Nut November and go back to a mere man. If you complete it, it is prophesied you will be the reincarnation of the mightiest of all beings, the peak of human evolution, the Default Skin. Everyone will have to T-pose not as a sign of dominance but as a sign of weakness and worship.

Be aware, No Jizz June is DEFINITELY NOT for the faint hearted. If you attempt after failing No Nut November, there will be disastrous consequences. Do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES try this unless you are a god amongst men.
Friend: 'Yo bro, did you hear about No Jizz June? Apparently if you complete you get the power of the Mighty Jizz.'
You: 'It was tough, but I accomplished by task. I completed No Jizz June.'
Everyone within a 500 metre radius of you: T
by GreatProphetBill November 2, 2018
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jizz donut

Just as u pull out she farts and glazes her own brown eye. It starts as an anal creampie, then after the fart glaze the guy eats it. The girl (or guy to be fair to the dudes that like dudes) has to be face down during this
I was getting nasty with my chick last night and the best part was the jizz donut surprise on my face
by gorilla humper November 29, 2013
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jizz noodle

A penis the ejaculates without an erection.
I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.
by CheckCheck0725 April 28, 2016
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Mr Jizz

A fiction character that has superpowers that lets him blow a massive load every minute. He's a very attractive Caucasian/African/Asian
I see that Mr Jizz blew a massive load on Jessica
by Mr Jizz 2.0 October 14, 2019
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jizz smile

the face that a girl makes while taking a load, pretending to be happy but still pulling back each time a rope hits the target.
Pauli was really making a jizz smile as i creamed in her eyes
by nightman10 June 5, 2011
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