Jelq and Jill walked up a hill to stretch their tiny penises. Jelq fell down a well and his trans sister Joel came jelqing after. Up Jelq got to go home and nut in a roll of toilet paper. Went to bed with a stretched out head he jelqed so much his cum has turned to vapor
by JelqingAmerica February 16, 2024
Get the Jelq and Jillmug. When your spouse or significant other is too drunk or high at a party but you're still having fun so you decide let him or her keep stumbling around the party talking gibberish and just generally making a fool of themselves.
Hey Karen, stop Jill Bidening it and take your drunk ass husband home, he's so drunk he's not making any sense and he's ruining the party.
by SouthSideSeth June 11, 2024
Get the Jill Bidening itmug. 
Someone who is only after sex and money. They have no interest in an actual deep relationship with their partner. They find someone else to rob them of their money by doing things like Onlyfans.
"Did you ever pull The Jill Jayden? Apparently you scam simps by offering them low quality masturbation videos."
by Okcobbler69 January 15, 2024
Get the The Jill Jaydenmug. Jack and Jill went up a hill
So Jack could Lick her candy
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock
Because Jill's real name is Andy
So Jack could Lick her candy
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock
Because Jill's real name is Andy
by Gustetas November 8, 2019
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