Jason

I murderer in which uses wood chips to kill people

Jason stabbed with a woodchip

by UnkyirishDefault November 28, 2018

Jason

Comes across as a genuine friend, then high-key stabs you in the back. A pathological liar, with psychopathic tendencies. Beware of guys named Jason.

"Don't chuck a Jason."

Girl 1: Who even is Jason?
Girl 2: The king of all rats.

by Tekashi9ine6ix June 16, 2020

Jason

The best Hockey player ever! Total Chick magnet. Sexy Hot Athlete Attractive Charming Smart

The ONLY Name that spells 5 months trough out the year
J=uly
A=ugust
S=eptember
O=ctober

N=ovember

"Jason" is ranked 10th for best names for a male
"Jason"Sexiest person alive
"Jason is a genius!"
"Jason is so Hot"
"Jason is so cute!"
"I LOVE my Jason"

by Jason the great May 18, 2014

Jason

Socially awkward, overly concerned with healthy living, often prefers school and homework to making time for girlfriends also known to suffer from cold feet in relationships. Will call drunk asking to be rescued as he is too drunk to know where he is. Will one day realize that he let the best girl get away from him

He dumped Dayna cuz he said he doesn't know what love is, what a Jason!

by Dayna4Life July 7, 2010

Jason

mine.

he's mine fuckers, back off. mine. mine. mine. MINE
jason = mine

by jd's girl xoxo January 21, 2022

Jason

Jason is a ugly asshole. Jason overthinks a lot and tends to get no bitches. You don’t want a Jason. They are dicks.

Emily:Ew is that Jason
Ruben: Yea Jason gets no Bitches

Emily: I will never want a Jason

by Jason3247 July 3, 2022

Jason

For he is a great friend with lots of friends and is taken. He is actually very smart and this is not a lie but still girls are hitting up on him. If u don’t believe him dm him and he’ll show u and he is 5ft Asian and again, IS TAKEN

Ohh is that Jason he’s so hot
Jason is so smart

Damm he’s taken I wanted to date him

by Erica costel November 28, 2018