Jason

Jason is gay Pervy and weird. he’s totally dumb and so desperate he would fuck anyone

Vicky:Ew who’s that
Sophia: It’s jason

by bshsjajiakzuxyshjaja October 16, 2019

Jason

Comes across as a genuine friend, then high-key stabs you in the back. A pathological liar, with psychopathic tendencies. Beware of guys named Jason.

"Don't chuck a Jason."

Girl 1: Who even is Jason?
Girl 2: The king of all rats.

by Tekashi9ine6ix June 16, 2020

Jason

The best Hockey player ever! Total Chick magnet. Sexy Hot Athlete Attractive Charming Smart

The ONLY Name that spells 5 months trough out the year
J=uly
A=ugust
S=eptember
O=ctober

N=ovember

"Jason" is ranked 10th for best names for a male
"Jason"Sexiest person alive
"Jason is a genius!"
"Jason is so Hot"
"Jason is so cute!"
"I LOVE my Jason"

by Jason the great May 18, 2014

Jason

Socially awkward, overly concerned with healthy living, often prefers school and homework to making time for girlfriends also known to suffer from cold feet in relationships. Will call drunk asking to be rescued as he is too drunk to know where he is. Will one day realize that he let the best girl get away from him

He dumped Dayna cuz he said he doesn't know what love is, what a Jason!

by Dayna4Life July 7, 2010

A Jason

To be used as an anal gimp at a party and take any and all loads during the night.

Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"

by Wank-o-meter January 31, 2023

Jason

1.A demigod sent to fulfill the fantasies of women aged 18-45.
2.He who possess manners that the dude from “Kingsman” would be impressed with.
3. A man with exceptional standards and manners that others rarely notice.
4.A man whose only fault is being “too perfect.”
5.A man with a slight dark side that you can’t get enough of.

The sun: “I have to get my shades on, Jason is coming out.”

Girl: “Jason is so hot!”
Girl’s friend: “Yeah, I passed by and got a first degree Jason burn!

My manners

by MisterJsHarleyQuinn March 7, 2019

Jason

A rude child with blonde hair who is a complete asshole and has a smaller penis than a mouse.

That kid is such a Jason

by jason 67579 May 10, 2018