Jason

You may think Jason is charming and handsome, but you’re wrong! Jason is an asshole. A total psychopath. He is a mysterious guy but not in a good way. They tend to cheat on their partners. They are mentally and physically abusive. Often put up a front whether it’s “strong” or “intelligent.” Will ruin your family and/or friendships. Over dramatic. His way or the highway! Breaks the rules/laws to get his way. Unliked by all and knows it. Also secretly gay.
Jason is a prick.
by BigSexy_Bunny October 16, 2018
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Jason is gay Pervy and weird. he’s totally dumb and so desperate he would fuck anyone
Vicky:Ew who’s that
Sophia: It’s jason
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Jason is a complete idiot with no place in this world he is fat and never changes his clothes
Maria:eew Jason is ugly and fat
Diane: I agree
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Jason

The best Hockey player ever! Total Chick magnet. Sexy Hot Athlete Attractive Charming Smart

The ONLY Name that spells 5 months trough out the year
J=uly
A=ugust
S=eptember
O=ctober

N=ovember
"Jason" is ranked 10th for best names for a male
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"Jason is a genius!"
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"I LOVE my Jason"
by Jason the great April 06, 2014
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Socially awkward, overly concerned with healthy living, often prefers school and homework to making time for girlfriends also known to suffer from cold feet in relationships. Will call drunk asking to be rescued as he is too drunk to know where he is. Will one day realize that he let the best girl get away from him
He dumped Dayna cuz he said he doesn't know what love is, what a Jason!
by Dayna4Life July 03, 2010
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A Jason

To be used as an anal gimp at a party and take any and all loads during the night.
Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"
by Wank-o-meter February 01, 2023
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The Jason

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.
Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"
by DlouisD May 21, 2019
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