-noun, verb, clam jamming, clam jammed
1) noun.
A gathering that is predominantly female. The opposite of sausage fest.
2) noun. (clam-jammed)
A female cock block
1) noun.
A gathering that is predominantly female. The opposite of sausage fest.
2) noun. (clam-jammed)
A female cock block
Example 1: The Lilith Fair music festival is a giant clam-jam.
Example 2: I almost hooked up with that girl last night, but I got clam-jammed by her friend.
Example 2: I almost hooked up with that girl last night, but I got clam-jammed by her friend.
by Mestas October 7, 2011
Get the Clam-Jammug. girls like to throw jim jam parties, guys who crash them are hoping they turn into nuddy pants parties.
by redrobot September 19, 2005
Get the jim jamsmug. Referring to make-up.
Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....
I'm not done getting ready...
Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!
I'm not done getting ready...
Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!
by b. hanback June 25, 2009
Get the jams and jelliesmug. by turbopants January 13, 2007
Get the poo jammug. a yaoi jam is like a traffic jam, only with yaoi pairings in a fangirls head.
Its when you have more than one of your favourite gay pairings with hot anime guys in your head. And that causes that you can't concentrate on just one imagine of two bishies making out, not to mention you can't concentrate on math exercises or anything like that. So a yaoi jam makes you sit around in school blushing and grinning with your yaoi rapeface and drooling or nosebleeding while your teacher talks about worldwar 2. That can be problematic. The solution: DON'T read/watch so much yaoi mangas, fanarts and fanfics.
Its when you have more than one of your favourite gay pairings with hot anime guys in your head. And that causes that you can't concentrate on just one imagine of two bishies making out, not to mention you can't concentrate on math exercises or anything like that. So a yaoi jam makes you sit around in school blushing and grinning with your yaoi rapeface and drooling or nosebleeding while your teacher talks about worldwar 2. That can be problematic. The solution: DON'T read/watch so much yaoi mangas, fanarts and fanfics.
yaoi jam can also be used as a secret code to tell your friend you are in trouble:
fangirl 1: hey hey I have YJ
fangril 2: oh fuck. I feel your pain....by the way... which pairings?
fangirl1: Jin/Ragna, Jason/Nigel, Ciel/Sebastian
fangirl2: *drool nosebleed rapeface*
fangirl1: -___-''
fangirl 1: hey hey I have YJ
fangril 2: oh fuck. I feel your pain....by the way... which pairings?
fangirl1: Jin/Ragna, Jason/Nigel, Ciel/Sebastian
fangirl2: *drool nosebleed rapeface*
fangirl1: -___-''
by AnnSanityOo July 11, 2011
Get the yaoi jammug. A movie about Jordan retiring but got back to Basketball to help the toons beat the giant aliens in a game who stole the talents from 5 NBA superstars. Michael Jordan stars in the movie with the loony toons (however you spell it) characters.
Kazaam sucks and so does Shaq when it comes to movies. Space Jam was sweet and so was MJ. Why the hell would you steal Shawn Bradley's talent???????
by sagzag February 4, 2004
Get the Space Jammug. Raspberry Jam - A skirmish, typically close-quarters between two relatively equally armed forces. Notable casualties on both sides. Often, the strength of one side (usually defensive) isn't expected by the other (usually offensive). This underestimation usually puts a side, or both in a tight spot they may not be equipped for. Hence the jam.
*SWAT forces storm a location, but don't expect their opposition to have fully-automatic weapons. After a bloody firefight with casualties on both sides, one agent remarks to the other:*
"One hell of a raspberry jam we got ourselves into, eh?"
"One hell of a raspberry jam we got ourselves into, eh?"
by Sael October 17, 2008
Get the Raspberry Jammug.