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Jakob

(Noun): Someone who is unable to close a door or a book without their business partner present.
Steve: “Why is Jakob alone again today? You do realize he can’t close a door, right?”

Jakob: “Hold my non alcoholic beer.”
by Armenianthief January 25, 2023
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Jacobism

1. the combining of two idioms, which has the effect of confusing the audience, rather than clarifying the intention.
2. the incorrect application of a single idiom, which leaves the audience mystified.
Examples of a Jacobism are:
1. We'll "pull it out of the ball park". "Do you mean, 'Pull if out of the bag' or 'Hit it out of the ball-park'?"
2. We're "barking up the wrong track". "So are we 'on the wrong track' and 'barking up the wrong tree'?"
3. We'll need "a three eyes check". "You mean a four eyes check?"
4. We need to "get our ducks on a plane". "So we need to get our ducks in a row? Why do they need to be on a plane?"
by AnInsight February 10, 2023
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Jakob L

A beautiful boy who tries his hardest. He is kind and caring. He has so many talents, Though he often sells himself short. He is a master of video games and a little scatter brained. But he will love you to the moon and back. He also has gorgeous curls, and he likes when you play with them.
He is so Jakob L man. He's the best.
by Creatures March 22, 2023
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Jakob Potts

A man with a forehead bigger than his dick. Balls sag lower than his standards. It takes a Jake Potts a total of 37 seconds to ejaculate & think of his next lie. God like complex. Takes no responsibility.
I have to take a Jakob Potts. 💩
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jakobe

the boy i’ll love till the end of time. i never wanna lose him he is my soulmate ❤️
star loves jakobe!!!
by vuroe May 23, 2023
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Jakob

No, Jakob has not fingered a girl. Especially that chick from Whataburger!
Me: Has Jakob ever fingered you?
Girl: No, he makes me so dry.
by ittiwitty July 29, 2023
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Jakob Njos

At George’s wedding, Jakob Njos hits on his cousins, making him “Chief of Horney Police”
by Imyourpapa001 November 5, 2023
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