Jacking Meat

Basically means, when a Male of any sort is jerking his penis off. Because it makes him feel really good. Literally using a hand of choice, sticking it down his pants to there penis. Grabbing the penis and moving it Up and down so he can give the good stuff to his fellow women. If he cannot do this, then he is considered a "Tardmuffin". "Jacking meat"Can also be called " Jack(ing) some meat" "Jack(ed) his meat" etc.

Example: 1

- "Hey what are you gonna do when you get to your grandma's house?"
- "Oh I'm totally Jacking meat over there"

Example: 2

- What are you gonna do jessica, when you get to his house?

- OH I'm gonna jack his meat. Alot :)

by Letsdoitnowinbedplease June 17, 2010

wi-jacking

When you are using somebody elses wireless internet connection to get free internet access.

I was wi-jacking Bobs internet access because I can't get free high speed internet access myself.

by Lil Duff 2008 June 16, 2008

jacking off

A reciprocating (often involuntary) motion of a hand around a peanus resulting in a spluttering of a gooey substance from the orifice of the above mentioned peanus. Often, the peanus belongs to the hand but not always. If unobstructed, the travelled distance of the substance varies directly as the pleasure the owner of the peanus will experience.

Yesterday I jacked off (regular verb!) on a girl sleeping next to me in the train and I polluted her forearm with my sperm! I was very proud of myself!

by maldoror June 23, 2004

Fake jacking

New York term used by youths

SpongyRolla: You like ma feets?

Treesha: I’m fake jacking these

by Ernestoski January 6, 2023

Flap Jacking

A tandem masturbatory technique in which the participants lock arms at the elbows whilst gripping the shaft of their penises. They then flap elbows like a bird in synchronization to most efficiently share the work of jacking.

I jerked off with my friend, but it wasn't gay because we were flap jacking.

by Kingsbury Brothers February 6, 2010

Jacking

When one acts as though they know everything on the subject when in reality they know absolutely nothing on the subject.

Wow, Josh is really jacking right now, he knows nothing about boats.

by LargestPeen June 3, 2018

Jacking it

When someone on your team isn't doing there job .

Man this group project is hard i wish justin would stop jacking it.

by Upliftcone October 31, 2017