Ass Winding

To set someone who is being hard headed, obnoxious or ridiculous straight, get them to understand.

Most of the candidates running for President in 2016 need a good ass winding!

by TheBunyip October 10, 2016

Lump of Wind

A spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf!

Oh, really? DO YOU THINK SO?! You spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf! You lump of Wind, you witless, unwiped, panderly puke-stocking!

by [e-mail] July 2, 2019

wind fleek

When your hair is in your face because of wind but you're still sexy af.

Mandy: Ugh! My hair is in my face.
Kristy: You've got that wind fleek asf !

Mandy: ...

by Misha'sBoner May 21, 2016

Wind sock

When you put a shirt over your head and stick your head out the car window. Wind sock is usually done by kids or stoners.

Jason was high that night and on the drive home he put his head in a wind sock.

by Molly yono September 24, 2021

Muni Wind

The weird and oddly warm wind that blows through the Muni Metro tunnels platforms in San Francisco. Its origin is unknown but it is probably created by the trains moving through narrow tunnels but also sometimes appears without warning and out of nowhere.

"I'm underground, dammit, I shouldn't have to fight the wind! But this damned muni wind wont stop messing up my hair."

by Stephanie Stowers October 23, 2007

The Brass Wind

When you stuck a fart out of a chicks ass with a Brass instrument such as a French Horn, or Baritone. Not to be confused with The Wood Wind.

I totally regret The Brass Wind from last night as I can still taste it.

by T- bag November 6, 2019

Polar wind

The act of eating someone's ass out while chewing gum and they fart in their mouth but it stays minty fresh because of the gum.

Ex.1. Tiffany ate my ass after blowing me and it felt so good I accidentally gave her a polar wind.
Ex.2. Jessica said she wanted to give me a polar wind

by Tiedstik & narutonotnice October 10, 2019