Max on a Monday

Drinking excessively all day with the express purpose of drowning out the misery that cloys to every working day.

I would rather make threatening gestures toward walrus genitals than get between booze and Dave when he goes Max on a Monday.

by Tiggers The Power Dilf December 5, 2010

merry monday

merry monday was founded on the day after boxing day to carry on christmas festivities!...it now gets used on every monday as joyous ocasion to take part in merryness!

"hey man how r u on this uber cool day?..."
"hold up 1 sec...its MERRY MONDAY...i am well merry!!!!!"

by magnocannon!! April 18, 2005

molly monday

weekly tradition originating at a certain community college in northern California. tradition revolves around taking MDMA first thing in the morning before class. On monday, obviously. see Thirsty Thursday

stoner #1 hey I heard Jeff's just scored some sass- lets celebrate Molly Monday.
stoner #2 sure, as long as you buy the booze for Thirsty Thursday

by the buckeye smoker January 22, 2014

Jort Monday

A celebration of jorts occurring on Monday of each week. referring to the saying “if it ain’t baggy it ain’t swaggy” one must wear the baggiest/swaggiest jorts they can find in order to “bless up” on jort Monday

What are you wearing tomorrow?
What do you mean, tomorrow is jort Monday so of course i’m blessing up on jort monday.

by lordnsaviorofjorts May 18, 2023

tim monday

to be annoyed in many ways when you talk

today i accidently pulled a tim monday

by john doe February 11, 2005

HangOver Monday

Is when you drink so much on Friday Night that you obtain a level that is beyond drunk and the "consequences" of this ritual are that you don't have your hangover until Monday morning.

"Where is Curle today? Why isn't he here to teach this class!"
"It's HangOver Monday he is probably so hungover he is in a coma!"
"Ah I see......"

by Ace2113 May 6, 2004

Stormy Monday

The Stormy Monday is a sexual tactic where the man repeatedly spits on the woman's face during anal intercourse. This tactic, similar to ass to mouth or tea-bagging, is one where the male derives pleasure by humiliating the female.

I was giving her the Stormy Monday last night when she freaked out and left the room.

by doctor AA July 30, 2009