acting hard

when someone acts like their cool but they really arent.

jim: yeah im gonna mess jamie up
jake: shut up jim your acting hard🙄

by hahalibby June 12, 2018

Blow-hard

Someone who boasts excessively and exaggeratively about his or her imagined talents or abilities. Also characteristic of someone who thinks they know something that others do not. Blow-hards are akin to name-droppers.

"Ever since John started attending Yale University, he has become such a blow-hard."

by Nimrod Nineveh November 7, 2009

hard off

The exact opposite of a hard on.
To lose one's erection or sexual urge.
A deflation of the penis due to an unsavory experience or sight.
Also spelled hardoff, hard-off
See also boner-killer

Rosie O'Donnell gives me a hard off.

by robin graves February 21, 2004

hard poke

When you wake up with a boner and roll over and poke your girl friend in the back.

Man, my girlfriend gets so pissed when I wake her up with a hard poke.

by danyaden October 4, 2015

hard jeans

When you see a beautiful woman and your dick gets hard, your jeans or pants also get hard around the groin area. It's another way of saying you just experienced a boner. A hard feeling in the jeans is a sure sign that you just saw something that you liked. This is caused by peeping on some big tits or catching a glimpse of a great ass. If the jeans are too tight, the boner may cause significant pain. The most comfortable way to wear a boner is either completely nude, totally naked, or with just a pair of lightweight baggy shorts on.

Steve: "Oh fuck, look at that fucking big-tittied blonde!"
Gary: "Shit man, she is one fine broad."
Steve: "Oh fuck, I just got hard jeans. I am envisioning slamming her right now."
Gary: "Her buttcheeks would be red when I was done with her."
Steve: "You want to meet up again tomorrow night and talk about fucking chicks?"
Gary: "Yes"

Hard Jeans can also be hard pants, hard shorts, etc.

by John Planet December 30, 2009

hard up

Not having enough cash, money; broke. In a rock and a hard spot. A difficult situation.

I was hard up for cash after my trip to Vegas.

by Dominick January 14, 2004

hard as tits

Describes the strength, fortitude, or solidity of an object.

Goddamn it, these fish sticks are hard as tits.

by Ben doooooood December 19, 2007