Iron Head

An excelent song by Rob Zombie and Ozzy Osbourne.

Iron head... cru-ci-fy you!

by PeteriD February 22, 2004

iron maiden

A current heavy metal band.

Iron Maiden's best song is "Hallowed Be Thy Name."

by Supernaut September 3, 2003

iron triangle

Naval academy phrase used to describe a dating scenario in which a midshipman is sleeping with three different women at one time:
1) In the Walls (a girl in the Naval Academy)
2) Over the Walls (a girl located in Annapolis or nearby, but not in the Naval Academy)
3) Back Home (in the midshipman's home town)

Now that Frank is fucking that townee, he's completed his Iron Triangle!

by Midshipman X December 3, 2007

Norn Iron

Shortened colloquial form of Northern Ireland

Here mate, I was on haliday in Spain and ran into these fit birds from back home. They were so excited to see someone from Norn Iron they sucked me off there and then.

by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006

3 Iron

Like a Monet; A girl who looks good from a distance but up close she is a wreck. Like a 3 iron (golf) it's good from a distance but up close its worthless.

That girl is a 3 iron.

by James the Flames Sr. June 27, 2008

homo-ironic

adjective, from homosexual + dramatic irony: when everyone realizes that you're gay...except YOU.

Did you see Wes trying to pick up chicks at the bar last night? He was wearing a "Cats" sweatshirt and gushing about the new Ricky Martin CD. Tragically homo-ironic.

by TinyToker August 21, 2007

Iron Hymen

n. A woman's staunch dedication to abstinence before marriage, or a reference to her "enrollment" in the Iron Hymen program.

n. A parody website, URL ironhymen.com, sister site to sexisforfags.com, perpetrating to be part of the White House's Youth Purity office. It lists an oath that one must take and follow to stay abstinent until marriage. They also sell cool t-shirts.

Watch out, boys! Thanks to Iron Hymen, you ain't NEVER gonna get inside my baby cave!

by dbrow127 March 30, 2011