im in a kettle

Something some kid said in a pool in lanzarote

Little kid:im in a kettle!

by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023

Im Maddog

A Juice WRLD stan who can't get over the fact that he has 3000 hours into Brawlhalla and is still shit at it. He denies being a lance main despite him spending have of his life on the weapon. He also is a failing instigator and professional teammate killer.

Person 1: Yo why tf are you ground pounding there, you just lost us the game!

Person 2: Sorry I sold the bag, looks like Im Maddog rubbed off on me.

Person 1: Yeah I can tell, you're playing like shit right now.

by Not Lamb July 20, 2022

im bored

your writing this because u have no life and need something to do, u started off by actually wanting to know the meaning of something but then realized that beyond that u have no purpose of being alive and wanted to se if urban dictionary had a meaning for being bored. well here you go. go read a book or something

sana : im bored
lul: kys
shadiya: anyways

add me on insta btw : sanabaig_

u can add me on snap too but idk if ill add back: sanaxbaig_2

bye now

by candle_waxxxx August 9, 2022

im slut

someone who sends instant messages to everyone--including ppl they don't know. im sluts are also known to im someone the second they log on the internet. an im slut is also occasionally a profile whore, but not always.

Kaleb has only been on aim for 30 seconds and Kristen has already sent him an instant message. That is because she is an im slut.

by Erica June 18, 2006

im triggerd

IM TRIGGGGGGGERD. The meaning of someone who is easily angry

Jay: Shut up you demented chewed uo battery.
Sara: IM TRIGGERD

by SFG x Locket December 18, 2016

im hungary

when you are SO hungry you could eat a country like Hungary.Also see starving.

random person:im Hungary!
me:TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL OMG HE IS DYING!!!!!

by this is now my name May 15, 2020

IM confused

When you're running multiple IM conversations and send an IM response to the wrong person. Then when you realize it or they notice, you apologetically send them "IM confused." The "IM" in this case is a minor double-entendre since also indicates "I'm".

Frank: (Sends the following IM to Jane, thought he was sending to Jake..) "I can't believe she was the only girl at that party last night, as well as the only drunk!"
Jane: My party? What? I wasn't drunk!
Frank: Uhh, IM confused... that was for Jake
Jane: Oh yeah, that makes it OK!? WTH!?

by imprudentcoma February 3, 2010